Exciting Sam Bennett

Parody account. Kind of like how the Oilers are a parody hockey team, except I'm funny on purpose.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

I gots paid BITCHES!!! https://t.co/kaYyjQOLOd

[Sam Bennett @SBennett93]

2 more years in front of the best fans in hockey! #CofRed #IsItOctoberYet

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@Crackmacs @notforprosser @NHLFlames @Flapjack92 @nenshi @JDfromCJAY @boring_gaudreau Don't I still owe you ice cream with a fire helmet?

[CityNews Calgary @citynewscalgary]

Make that 7-3 Flames. Sam Bennett makes it lucky 7.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@AriesVeil By usually I meant over the entire season lol.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@AriesVeil Aw come on, they usually score at least once a game. Usually...

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

I #LoveTwitter cause the @EdmontonOilers haven't made the play-offs since Twitter started.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

Jiri?! Nooooooooooo!

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

Whenever I see Kadri trending I assume he's been benched again.

[Sam Bennett @SBennett93]

If you're reading this and think you might have a problem, do not be ashamed. It's okay to talk about it and ask for help. #HockeyTalks

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

This goal is so dirty that I left it bus change on the dresser so it could get home. https://t.co/xKly9QBMFI

[Robert Dickinson @robdickinsonAB]

@NHLFlames Bennett #Flames1stGoal

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

An update - I am not being benched for the game.

In unrelated news, my name will now be known as @BoringBennett...

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@mcbellis It really isn't.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed that Johnny, Monny, & Bouma are sitting tonight or that I wasn't involved in the shenanigans.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@CanucksArmy I can't wait until I'm 20. @thimblewad

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@heidamazeballs They missed me too. They just don't know it yet. #NHLAllStar

[ego @notmalkinego]

John Scott stuck it to the NHL, and I couldn't be happier.

[StatsCentre @StatsCentre]

Sam Bennett the hottest Flame as he's had the most goals in January (and the new year)- doing it all in past 5 games

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

@BigT2413 I'm popular in the fitness crowd, well except people who do pull-ups.

[Exciting Sam Bennett @ExcitingBennett]

.@BigT2413 Just wait until I'm 20 year old Sam Bennett.