JaLon

Houston sports fanatic. We a sleeping a giant.

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

All the Dorthraki dying
Me: whatever
Lady Mormont Dying
Me:

#DemThrones
#ThronesYall
#GameofThrones

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

We used to have to buy bootleg movies at the barbershop now it's just on the timeline

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

Ahhh so you're a trash owner

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

REPORT: Warriors owner Joe Lacob is focused on building the team for the post-Steph era

“What Lacob wants to do and this might get Warriors' fans mad, but he wants to build the next team after Steph Curry.”

(via @timkawakami, h/t @TheNBABase)

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

We gave up draft capital he a 3 down back I promise

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

David Montgomery, Woody Marks expected to split lead back reps, per @SlaterNFL.

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

1000% for a WWE appearance

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Karl-Anthony Towns had to break things up after Tom Brady slapped Logan Paul

(via @Fanatics)

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

A lot of kids will never understand how dominant prime JJ Watt was.

He did something remarkable every single Sunday…

An Offensive Lineman’s worst nightmare.

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

@AdamSchefter @WinSportsGroup Why does it seem like no one in the comments knows ALL 1st rounders have fully guaranteed money

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

@stanfordkp That was in round 2

[ClutchFans @clutchfans]

Scott Foster gets the assignment for Rockets-Lakers Game 6 tonight.

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

This might be the dumbest reason not to draft a player. This is why the Kings stay a poverty franchise

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Vlade Divac says he passed on drafting Luka Dončić because he already had a point guard, didn’t want to play him at small forward, and didn’t want a big-name player like Luka in a small market.

“All of my assistants told me that he can play small forward, and I said no, no, Luka is a point guard. Luka is a coach on the floor. And I felt that if I get Luka, I would have to trade De’Aaron Fox, and I already got a relationship with Fox, and I see he’s a perfect fit for us, a small market team, and Luka was a big market player.”

(Via https://t.co/8cROfk7TW0)

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[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

Rockets really know how to embarrass me

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

From 2020 is crazy

[Sprint 86 @mikehelms54]

@diannaESPN Are you Sleeping with Vrabel @diannaESPN

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

Peak for Peak:

Jason Kidd
CP3
Tony Parker
Steve Nash
Rajon Rondo
Derron Williams

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Who is the worst player in this picture?

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

It was always Reliant like it will always be Minute Maid

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

In their 25th season in the NFL, the Houston Texans will play inside Reliant Stadium as NRG Energy has elected to revert the building to its original name. https://t.co/9sTGY1lvTZ

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

Good luck stopping people. Don't call it futbol if you don't want people to tailgate.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has banned tailgating before World Cup matches at major U.S. stadiums.

Tailgates are normally free to attend.

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

Pardon the infidelity

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Name this sports talk show.

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

Eating Popeyes and watching the new arc of ONE PIECE

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

The plugs 3 favorite customers in one spot

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Jack Nicholson, Carrie Fisher & Rick James sometime in the 80’s

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

It's ok to say you just don't got the money

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Floyd Mayweather says he’s no longer interested in owning an NBA team

“In the past, I talked about owning an NBA team, but it looks like it’s a lot of stress in the NBA being an owner. You see an owner get involved with the NBA, and he’s looking happy. Then as years progress, he’s looking older. So, I don’t know.”

(Via https://t.co/DnEgHOz4TA)

[JaLon @ExcuseThePetty]

At what price do we riot over these gas prices