E.Z.D.

I never know what to say but I know it when someone else says it

[Michael @TheMG3D]

He really did get butt hurt from getting booed at the arena

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

I once knew a German fella who told me he couldn’t believe the type of women he saw while at Myrtle Beach. MYRTLE BEACH.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

They're letting Social Security fail because they refuse to scrap the cap and make the super-wealthy pay their fair share.

Letting Social Security become insolvent is a choice.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Seth Largo @SethLargo]

Stephen King famously had the guts to run this experiment. His alter-ego found a publisher and a small audience but would never have become wealthy.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

you simply do not understand how comically diverse America is. what a beautifully stupid country we have

[mckenna @K3NNA323]

First date ideas

[Topo @Topo_G]

Miles Teller was paid $8,000 for Whiplash

It's how indie films work bruh

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

I love that every Amazon worker testifying in favor of Seattle's data center moratorium starts by saying they are grateful that it is illegal for their employer to retaliate against them for their public comment

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Not only was he booed

Remember those were $6000 seats

He got booed by rich people

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

I still can’t believe Diego Maradona was literally handed cocaine to sniff right after scoring a goal. 😭

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

[jack antifanoff 🧂🍅 @yourlovesupreme]

dentist office is charging me $2.5k for this root canal/crown and yesterday i jokingly asked if they’re hiring so i can get dental insurance and they were like yeah actually we are and guess who has an interview on thursday !

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Honestly that was a huge blow for people who worked 2nd/3rd shifts

[H @hellohalima]

FIFA 100% thought this ref story wasn’t going to be big cause it’s a Somali lol. They truly underestimated the anger.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Ya because they aren’t building them near wealthy neighborhoods