Exeter Daily News

All the news (ish) from #Exeter, sort of. #Fakenews really. Run by a small tean of young Exonians who think they're funny.

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Exeter mayor says the removal of all pedestrian crossings and traffic lights is for real reasons and not "to make things interesting."

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@radioexe The bishop’s been on the communal wine again.

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@GWRHelp ahoy, is there any method in the madness of only having two carriages on the exmouth line? I had to stay on at work today, luckily you guys are reliably late :)

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@_GSedz @flybe I think they’re the most punctual airline in the UK tho fam.

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Tragedy today in #Exeter as student in celebratory #resultsday photo jumps so high she slips the surly bonds of earth.

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Exeter woman who says you don't deserve her if you can't handle her at her worst is also pretty shitty at her best

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Exeter man working on Sidwell Street struggles to wash the smell of crazy out of his uniform.

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Exeter swimming baths 'Pyramids' named least exotic place on earth, just ahead of Chernobyl.

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Drunk Exeter Nurse admits all babies look the same.

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Exeter man spends an unnecessarily long amount of time comparing the cheapest toasters in Argos.

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"Exeter is lovely but it's so expensive" says student drinking craft ale.

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Exeter Council offers free penis enlargement for any street racers who come forward during the amnesty next month.

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Exeter Mother believes ISIS are behind heatwave.

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Exeter Man now an expert in workplace temperature laws after a quick google.

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Blood bath on Cathedral Green as seventeen seagulls explode in the heat.

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Exeter father knows deep down he has not earned the 'World's Greatest Dad' mug his child bought him from Card Factory.

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Curfew in place in Digby, Exeter as ghosts of the dead who linger in the former Asylum now taking any souls outside after 11pm.

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"Independent businesses are the life blood of Exeter" says vampiric Tory Councillor.

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Exeter Mayor says reports that a euthanasia clinic is being built in the city are wrong. "It's more of a 'Battle Royale' type of thing."

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Exeter residents are reminded you don't have to be depressed to ride on stagecoach buses but it does help.

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Reports today that an Exeter vegan has no energy to fight the stereotype.