🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄

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[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

Best Twitter thing ever!

[Universiteitsmuseum Groningen @univmuseum]

As a museum we specialize in dead, and inanimate objects. But that doesn't mean we don't have some real world love to share.

Today we want to give that to @Exhaustedpengu1

She harassed half Twitter to get us to 1800 followers. Kudos for that.

[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

Employer: hey, we need a new pic for the security pass. Could you please take a pic and send it? It’s urgent.

Me: Can I send my letter of resignation as email or does it have to be a letter?

[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

Hercule Pierrot bird

[My Modern Met @mymodernmet]

Each striking portrait will make you feel like you're looking straight into a unique bird's soul. 🐦 https://t.co/CWJwcCpqjN

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Reading is cool. Books are cool.

That’s it. That’s the tweet 📚

[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

@TheMERL No offence but i doesn’t look like a rabbit.

It’s one of those famous stackable farm animals which were fashionable in the 1950s.

Very popular with the animals, live action Tetris

[James Herriot @jamesherriot]

Lovely books to introduce children to James Herriot.
Visit https://t.co/EWma1KZMYE #animalstories #dogstories #ACGAS #jamesherriot

[George Morley @georgeisediting]

Could Dolly Parton and Marcus Rashford join forces and just run everything?

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@DavidMuttering

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@RoystonMuseum But there are very nice computer- mice.
My mouse says hi (the saucer mouse pad may be for decorative purposes)

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@OrkneyLibrary @natlibscot

[Lily Idle @LilyIdle]

Real talk, Hulu. Wanna know what Buffy & Twilight have in common? Literally nothing, not even vampires.

Buffy tells women, young & old, you can stand up for & save yourself.

Twilight Saga tells women you can only be a helpless damsel & that it's ideal to love a stalker/abuser

[Lily Idle @LilyIdle]

Thank you @stephenfry We don't deserve you.

[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

@TheMERL And instead of an edit button there is a sheep- it button (that needs some work)

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@ollieandfred @MayorofGM ... the scarf is a great gift for all non- Mancunians as well!

[Big Issue @BigIssue]

The West of Scotland will go into Level 4 restrictions from Friday. This means that 65 Scottish vendors will join the 1000 vendors in England who currently can't work because of coronavirus restrictions. They urgently need your help. Find out how here: https://t.co/UPrqcxaplI

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: my new book is fantastic

friend: can i borrow it after?

me: you can’t color it in twice

[🧶🐑Space Nanny🧠🥄 @Exhaustedpengu1]

@RevRichardColes What a nice mug!

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@StateOfLinkedIn Hey Ho...

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@MooseAllain

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@garwboy Like... 4 fully trained LEGO police officers?