Existential BB-8

On a roll.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Rolling deep https://t.co/r2F1oAvWgT

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Squad.
#Oscars

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Album is dropping soon.

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

Dear @VeryLonelyLuke: When you left to be a hermit, you forgot to take your favourite coffee mug with you. I've been using it. It's amazing.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Life is a balancing act. You just have to keep your head up.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

The emperor tried to kill me in the flashiest way possible

He did it for the shock value

That joke would be funny if he didn't kill my dad

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

A beautiful and moving piece of poetry https://t.co/c2BFPQk5qI

[Tough Love Leia @ToughLeia]

These are not
the droids
you're looking for

poor droids

they feel so unwanted

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Vintage Derrick Rose: https://t.co/pVro35SQRp

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Says the guy whose arms are two different colors https://t.co/jenF1nobRq

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@ExistentialBB8 but it's still no excuse for your sub standard performance this week. "No Legs" is not a valid impediment!!

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

I would be a terrible president, because of my social anxiety. https://t.co/BfpIw9rBqQ

[Kylo Ben @JediBenSolo]

Who would make a better president?

Like - Donald Trump
RT - BB-8

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Soccer is my favorite sport. Unfortunately sometimes people mistake me for the ball.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

The winter just sucks the life right out of you. Today I barely wanted to get out of bed.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

When you wait 15 minutes in line at Starbucks only to realize you left your wallet in your other jacket. 😭

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

Whenever I match with someone on Tinder its always a bot. Sigh.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

SometimesI wish I had the ability to cry.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

I remember back before Coruscant became so gentrified. There was a great Mexican place on my block. Now it's a yoga studio.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

@SingleSolo12 Amen

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

How did I catch C-3PO stealing droid parts?

I caught him RED-HANDED!

His hand is red now did you see the movie! #goodstuff

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

All my friends assume being a giant ball would be fun but they don't understand.

[Existential BB-8 @ExistentialBB8]

You have no idea how hard not having legs is.