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Dies ist ein fiktiver Account für die SIMEP 2018. Alle Inhalte sind fiktiv und es gibt keine Verbindung zu realen Nachrichtenagenturen.

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UNLUCKILY I have to announce my WITHDRAWAL of Twitter right now #simep18 #ParlamentarianShutdown #TWEXIT

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@Protor_SIMEP18 IT WAS ONLY SHOW!!!

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@allsucksX REMEMBER: liberal = liberal

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EKR will lose like Scotland did in their Independence vote #simep18 #UnitedKingdomRemainsUnited

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When you're looking for SAFETY, I only can invite you to the terrific UK! #simep18 #SafetyFirst https://t.co/Rx2FcdC2BE

[TheProtector_SIMEP18 @Protor_SIMEP18]

Ich dachte es geht um innere Sicherheit. Jetzt geht es um alles andere, nur nicht, wie wir uns vor Terror schützen. #simep18

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ALDE is exactly following the rules Lindner has told them #simep18 #LieberGarNichtRegierenAlsFalschRegieren https://t.co/8rZGuG3BTh

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@allsucksX According to my sources (MI6), Johnson was born in NYC.

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@allsucksX I question this one

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In this case the MI6 as the Agency for foreign issues is absolutely NECESSARY, 'cause you know, all the bad things come from OUTSIDE!!! #simep18 https://t.co/Yolr9MRYdS

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The MI6 also has 'Vorratsdatenspeicherung'. How else should #JamesBond know that the ENEMY is always the RUSSIAN?? #simep18 #logic

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Did anyone ever heard the word 'Schläferzelle'? #simep18 #FakeNews

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Dear representatives, please consider also other types of terrorist. Jan Böhmermann e.g. is terrorising media #simep18 #OtherPerspective

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EFDD: "Every terrorist is a muslim"
Are you serious??? I mean, just add also the IRA. Then I would agree #simep18

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@allsucksX I didn't mentioned which type of toilet I meant #ReadingBeforeJudging

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I can testify that the toilets were empty during the recent break. #TheShowMustGoOn #simep18 https://t.co/Ib6Pcgf0Q0

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BREAKING: Trump is sitting inside the parliament: "Climate Change doesn't exists!" #simep18 #ChineseInvention

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LET'S MAKE GREAT BRITAIN BECOMING A 'STEUERPARADIES'!! #simep18 #InnovationOutsideTheEU

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If this continues the number of GO proposals will slightly exceed the AMOUNT OF MONEY the UK still has to pay to Brussels #simep18 #OutOfControl

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The #simep18 fractions are united as the UK population in terms of BREXIT

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The pope is obviously just jealous?! Which food the Vatican can offer? #simep18 #NoAnswerNeeded https://t.co/KAfa0sV13g