Exmo Dad

Dad. Software Engineer. Ex-Mormon. ADHD. ENM.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

I won’t cut one friend out of my life just to appease another friend. You can each deal with your own shit.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@poe_collector Not sure if Banko Kazooie counts, but that game was a masterpiece. Music and character voices live rent free in my head still.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Thousands of generations lived and died without ever seeing a sunset on another world.

You didn’t.

You are alive in the single sliver of time when this became possible.

This is a real photo sunet on Mars— taken by a nuclear-powered robot we threw across 140 million miles.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@emiweelee @planetJoseph Same and same!

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@stackerco Alcohol in moderation is relaxing and fun. Don’t overdo it. Good wine is amazing. Mimosas are magical.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@stackerco Cup of coffee with some yummy creamer in the morning is an inprovement over multiple sodas.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@murffyslurtz Really happy for you! …And I hope his arm heals up well!

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

Someone we love is moving away.
My partner and I are not OK.
We still support her anyway.
We will plan to visit someday.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

❤️‍🔥 Aries women

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

Semi-related: my kindergartner has made some seriously awesome shit in Minecraft during boring afternoons.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

What if there was a god that created the universe, but then left? What if this was all just an afternoon art project for a bored god?

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@murffyslurtz Loooooooove this for you!

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@murffyslurtz Love that for you!

[Tad Ghostal @poe_collector]

Never lend money and expect to be paid back. Lend money as a gift; never lend money you can’t afford to lose. Money is a type of lifeblood under capitalism and you will not recognize people when they are desperate.

Always wear sunscreen down to your nipples every single day and you will love the way you look at my age, 37.

If that man or woman would not love you if you lost your job, they’re not in love with you. They aren’t worth it.

A relationship should be 20% overcoming character flaws to meld two lives together and 70% laughter.

If they don’t answer when you call but you know they can hear you and nothing is preventing them from answering, it’s already over.

If they rolled their eyes at you when it’s something important, it’s already over.

The biggest red flag is someone who believes it is their responsibility to punish you. There is no excuse for adults to forcefully modify each other’s behavior through punishment unless they don’t respect your autonomy.

Drink a set amount of water daily but not too much. Your life will rapid improve.

You absolutely must move your body or you will lose it.

You absolutely must use the skills you don’t want to lose daily. Even if it’s for 10 minutes.

There’s no such thing as results, there’s only one day at a time to make the choices that are right for you.

Daily habits are the foundation for a life well lived.

Taste everything. Find out what feels good inside you. Cook for yourself as an act of growth and love.

Don’t ever lose touch with the part of you that takes care of yourself and others. They’re th same thing but you must affix your mask before helping others.

Physical discomfort is usually good. Emotional discomfort should always be examined. Neither should be happening for prolonged periods of time.

Weird people are exciting, not scary or obnoxious/attention seeking.

Cringe is a concept invented by insecure people who want you to give them power over you by making you follow rules that are stupid. They follow these rules. You should never follow them.

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@RigdonNancy3 @pimomormon @jmbrim3 Definitely does not roll off the tongue

[Lilith @Lilith_Atheist]

Morning, everyone😊

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

For the love of God, @Apple, can we stop with this “only one hidden album” business?

[Exmo Dad @ExmoDad]

@sadienicoles @ThrillaRilla369 Houses with fountains. Filtered water. Well-manicured lawn. Brand-name athletic shoes. Dance lessons.