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RESIGNED from the @ldschurch corporation because it’s a hysterical fraud & just plain ridiculous!

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I believe @billmaher was spot on when he said, “Man, what a stupid religion that one [Mormonism] is...” 😂😂😂

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Being an asshole

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@Erin_Vibes Forrest Gump

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@MysterySolvents Sack of Shit

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@BasedMikeLee Ahhhh are your feelings hurt, Mike? If you weren’t providing cover to pedophiles like you are now, you might have had 1 moral bone left in your body, you spineless asshole!

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@WhiteHouse @SecWar So much for the 🇺🇸 being a beacon of peace

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@PressSec Executive Orders are the weakest form of law, are often overturned in court and/or reversed with subsequent administrations. Why not try to pass a law through Congress? Oh I forgot, your stupid President isn’t popular enough. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

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@LindsayOnAir @Ch_JesusChrist @KSL5TV How does the Cult feel about games that would played on Sundays in SLC?

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@aaucy1234567 Sorry for your loss 😞

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@InactiveMormon Add some chains to the mix lol 😈

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@zelphontheshelf I also thought that He would immediately remove a PROFIT if he “led the flock astray” 🙄

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@Chelischelis Que hermosa! 🥰

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Love thy neighbor as thyself, assholes.

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@Wicked_Dinosaur *Shawshank Redemption 👍🏻
*Oceans 11 🌊
*Gladiator 🗡
*Braveheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
*Saving Private Ryan 💥
*Glory 🇺🇸
*Goodwill Hunting 🧮
*Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 🏎
*Breakfast Club 🕺🏻
*Superbad 😂

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The worst people in the world couldn't be the worst people in the world without the faith and support of the dumbest people in the world.

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@InactiveMormon Dumped on Valentines Day? Ouch😣
It might suck today but trust me, every day is better! And bottom line, you don’t want to be with someone who doesn’t want to be with you or value you. Best to take the time, be stronger & always look forward not backwards. You’re awesome!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@johndehlin @BenjaminEPark Modern policies and practices caused me to take a deeper look at Mormonism as a whole which included its history, practices, truth claims and doctrine... All of it pointed to the innumerable falsehoods. So, yes, history was a big part of my departure.

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When people accuse Mormons of not having a sense of humor I tell them about Pres. Nelson visiting Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern, who is a exmormon. He gave her two gifts: a Book of Mormon and a picture of himself and the 12 apostles of our church.

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@mormonsgonna Just order a beer and watch how uncomfortable he gets... cheers 🍻

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@JosephSmithsHat If that person wasn’t praying/day dreaming, perhaps they would have been more concentrated in work and not forgotten the project in the first place 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@notmaryymartinn @stenar It may be more like a double MAJOR in guilt and a minor in brainwashing👊🏻