Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up- Calvin and Hobbes

[Nether @NetherBro87]

I FUCKING FOUND IT

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

So the Bears finally beat the Packers for the first time in almost a decade, and the Bears fanbase is so defeated/given up, that no one even knows. Just fire everyone @ChicagoBears

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Daryl 'Moose' Johnston: Every Bears fan is watching this going, 'Oh my gosh. How are we going to mess this up?'"

The Bears did not keep their fans waiting long.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

So glad we put all of our off-season capital in to a bunch of diva WR’s that have no idea that 3/4ths of their job is BLOCKING. Especially when we didn’t have an OL even when healthy.

[Aaron Leming @AaronLemingNFL]

A complete disaster on the opening offensive drive.

1st down: Fumbled snap, leads to a sack w/ Borom beat like a drum.

2nd down: Screen to Kmet blown up by Odunze's terrible blocking effort.

3rd down: dump off for 3 yards.

#Bears finish the year w/o an opening drive TD.

[pineapple piza 🀄️ @miladycowgirl]

@KUBurner

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

McDonald’s didn’t have E Coli issues before Trump worked there…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Backyard Sports franchise is being relaunched.

Video games, merchandise, film, TV projects and more are in the works.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

I completely understand dogs and boots now. I just put on some Hokas after wearing barefoot shoes all year. This is actually what I feel like

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

So much raw emotion conveyed without a single word spoken. What a masterpiece

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

… his name is WHAT

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

I'm curious to see who the #Bears keep on as their WR6 for the 53-man roster.

DeAndre Carter, Nsimba Webster and Dainty Penis all have special teams experience. Collin Johnson is the only big-bodied 'X' they have behind Odunze. Could be an interesting battle in camp.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

The south would put up a good fight and take a decent chunk of Missouri and Illinois, but then November comes around and the Minnesotans and Wisconsinites no longer need a fridge to keep their beers cold…

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @ExpendableBeard]

The implications of an ammonia engine are hilarious: a road-trip with your friends where one of the passengers is always hammered so they can piss into the tank whenever you’re running low

[Geo @sixersgeo]

Grady Dick & Anthony Black swap jerseys

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"Is it ok to leave a dog in a hot car?"

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

this just seems accurate

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"gay characters in Mario Kart"