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#BORIS4XMASNO1

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Fuckin ell. It's true...

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@fesshole You should have gone for the 1969 WBA squad and see if you could get as far as the Astle

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@inheritorsuk Always the Son

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@_Dave_Morris_ @NeonHooligan @MC_Risp 😂

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@chris_hawkins 1. Holes
2. Tonite It Shows
3. Endlessly

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@_Dave_Morris_ @ThreeUKSupport Well done @ThreeUKSupport

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@csidewolf @beckettl33 I got as far as the Bardot jumpsuit and completely lost my erection

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@LadBabyOfficial @Poundland @hoodsbasketball

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@_Dave_Morris_ @journalupdate For once deserved.

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@_Dave_Morris_ @journalupdate Here's a pun for you RP.

Just coughed up an MOT certificate. I must have carowner virus

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@_Dave_Morris_ @journalupdate Doing puns now Dave? Have I rubbed off on you? [not literally tho]

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@simonfell @RishiSunak It will mean nothing, like BarrowBID and their shakedown tax. You can't revive a town centre that is already deader than your boss The Spafffers Prime Ministerial career.

School lunch vote abolishing shyster, you make Lord Walney look competent.

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May's Brexit was only the start of it
Borises EU and now your not part of it
Now he's done it
Bojos bodged it for you
And you and you

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#ResignJohnson must be confusing the shit out of a lot of City and Sunderland fans this deadline day

[rockin_plumber 🤘😎🤘 @_Dave_Morris_]

@LadBabyOfficial @AldiUK

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@_Dave_Morris_ @LadBabyOfficial @AldiUK He got them in his sausage rolls and penetrated his mouth holes

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@jaceatkinson @piersmorgan

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@piersmorgan The difference is she's not singling out black and mixed raced females Piers you fetid lump of lard.

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@LadBabyOfficial @AldiUK Maybe fleshlight can give you a sponsorship. Punchline writes itself.