Guard: Rhys.B

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[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

[PINNED]

` ` the thought of caring for anyone

makes me want to scream ` `

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"buzz kill"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"Be my guest i scribbled most of them out already."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"course you did.

but im reading through these before i rip 'em"

[he'd shrug. grabbing out one of the files from the box]

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"Well get ripping then. Also I broke the camera in here."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"first off not a mutt.

second. . .

yes"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"You wanna destroy some stuff or no? Mutt."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

[he'd raise a brow]

"and you cant do it yourself because??"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"Ummmmmmm they were updated"

"and most of them are mine." *hed mumble*

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"mother fuc-

fine, why do i gotta rip the files?"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"While you're here I got some files for you to rip."
*he'd toss a box of files at Rhys*

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"okay??

not much of a bother to me, thats more of the higher ups issues"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"Alright bleh-dull calm down, ima still rip it."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

. . .

"Bleddyn is pronounce as Bleh-thin."

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"Rrice bleh-dull is a weird name. I should rip the personnel file, it would be funny."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"I doubt anything will go wrong,

But thank youu, you're the best"

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

( deadpanned stare, before a sigh )

If anything goes wrong , don't blame me.

I'll get em. Soon.

- 092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"im aware. . .

but Nova /did/ tell me she would rather anyone else sooo. . ."

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

.....

And you're asking Neptune of all people?
You're aware how much of a trouble maker he is , almost same as you but more friendly. No ?

- 092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"For uhm,

something to do with NOVA and her systems or something??

Apparently it needs some changes, but she wont let me into her room as im not trust worthy enough' "

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

??? Request . Neptune?
For what?

- 092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"NOVA is far too scary, she already dislikes me. . .

But yes, i wanted to request if you could perhaps do me a favour that has to do with Neptune"

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

. .
Then go there now since you're out of the room ?

( . . . )

But by the looks of your face. Seems like you want to request something.

- 092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

". . .

Nope,

I havent exactly been really leaving my room, so haven't really had the chance to go near NOVA. . ."

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

???? Have you check the cameras ?

- 092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"Okay, ouch im /almost/ offended, but cant say i blame you.

But i dunno, i woke up the other day and i was suddenly blonde" ☹️

[一 H.Q @HEADQUARTERS_HD]

. . .

( <- slow turn , he recognizes this tone. )

I swear t-

( . . . )

. . Rhy-
Rhys , why are you more ridiculous looking than you already are.

Why are you blonde.

-092

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

[He's tryna sneak up on @HEADQUARTERS_HD he basically forced himself to leave his room 😭]

"Heyyyy 092. . ."

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"WHY AM I BLONDE. . .

I HATE IT"

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

run rabbit, run rabbit

[Guard: Rhys.B @Expendable_Rhys]

"i just woke up. . .

WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH MY HAIR?!"

[Carrier @Carrier6h88]

"I wonder if the mutt is sleeping"

[ᅟ𝗈𝖻𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 . @corruinatum]

⠀
― Why are you still awake?
― Couldn't sleep.
― Thinking about me?
― You say that like there is anything else worth thinking about.
⠀

[💚🦈 — Mace @OVERSEEINGSHARK]

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` ` why,

tell me why, do you hurt yourself,

when you know i love you?

(STOP ME!) ` `