GOODBYE, ASTROLOGERS.
CHATGPT HAS MADE IT EASY AND FREE.
YOU JUST HAVE TO ENTER YOUR BIRTH DATE.
NO HOROSCOPES, NO TAROT.
COPY THESE 6 PROMPTS TO GET RESULTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS 👇🏽
perguntei pro meu noivo se ele ainda me amaria se eu fosse assim
respondeu “… acho que sim” sendo que quando eu perguntei se ele ainda me amaria se eu fosse uma MINHOCA ele prometeu encher os bolsos de terra pra me levar com ele
1ª hesitação em muitos anos de hipóteses malucas
A guy bought a $1,500 Samsung TV 3 years ago.
He watched Netflix. He watched YouTube. He thought the picture looked fine. He assumed that's just what a TV looks like.
His friend, a home theater installer who calibrates TVs for a living, walked into his apartment and looked at the screen for 5 seconds.
"You're watching everything in demo mode. The motion smoothing is on. The eco dimmer is cutting your brightness by 40%. Your TV is taking a screenshot of your screen every 30 seconds and selling your viewing data to advertisers. And you're watching a $1,500 panel in the same picture mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent lights to make TVs pop on a showroom wall."
He changed 9 settings in 12 minutes.
The picture looked like a different television. The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. The TV stopped spying on him.
Here's every setting he changed 🧵
A guy used a Kindle for 4 years before he realized he was using it wrong.
He read 60+ books on it. Highlighted hundreds of passages. Never adjusted a single setting beyond font size.
His sister-in-law a librarian who's read 800+ books on her Kindle sat next to him on a flight and watched him read for 20 minutes.
She finally said: "Can I show you something? You're missing the 9 features that make this thing actually useful. Amazon hides them 4 menus deep. Every Kindle owner I know reads way slower because of it."
She changed 9 settings in 6 minutes.
He finished his next book in half the usual time. Remembered twice as much. Looked up zero words on his phone.
Here's everything she showed him
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1. não compro nada que tenha vit c e venha em embalagem translúcida. vit c é um composto muito sensível e oxida na luz.
2. o sabonete clássico da principia é um dos piores do mercado. um detergente. só perde pra espuma de rosa mosqueta da shopee.
"Um amigo meu perdeu 20 kg usando o ChatGPT.
Sem academia. Sem aplicativos. Só um sistema que funciona de verdade.
Aqui estão os 7 prompts que ele usou: 👇🏻1.
THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY
1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.
2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.
3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.
4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.
5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.
6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.
7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.
If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.
🔴ÚLTIMA HORA: Homem viraliza nas redes sociais após ensinar metodo de autodefesa pessoal para mulheres se defenderem de qualquer tentativa de violência praticada por homens.
"Isso deveria ser distribuído pelo poder público pra toda mulher", diz internauta.