Paige Corr🥑

I haven’t felt this hung over since the pope died.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

And I think to myself.. what a wonderful world, after I’ve had my coffee. Just kidding, climate change will kill us all.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

Does anybody stare really intently at their cat while they’re sleeping to make sure they are still breathing?

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

Humus fucks so hard.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

Thank you Run.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

I keep eating pickles.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@Sethrogen @Sethrogen nice.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@qlmEric Haha am I too predictable?

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

It’s summer 2021 and I’m exclusively listening to 90’s boy bands snd BTS. Only.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

I like how when you’re in your twenties we all buy tables to complete our kitchens but only eat on our couches.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

I am @KieselSheyenne Ace of Spades. And that is the true reason I breathe to this day.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

Can I get the day off from work tomorrow due to the Presidential Debates? I need time to apply for a work visa.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@calvert_barbara Seeing all your qualifications and credentials. We’ve come to the conclusion that hiring you on would be the best thing. Plus a $1,000 bonus.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

This is an application for you to be my Grad School Buddy:
Please someone just study with me for 5 hrs I need disciple.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@_yvettexx Oh honey I need that honestly.

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@somegoodnews i want to know that taking the chance is always better than never taking the chance! How can we go into the world when the world is always telling us “no” “not good enough.” “Pay more, “get less.” Give us realistic hope that we’re going to be okay!! @johnkrasinski

[𝖁𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 @YourLatestMuse]

Who is Chonk? Chonk is an enigma. Chonk is style and class. Chonk. Is the queen of 2 o’clock. @ExplorinDoraa

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

I wanna quit. I wanna quit. I wanna quit this shit shit shit!

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

@chachacorr @tea_c_ My love

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

Working on an art project. Comment below what typical things you see in bathroom stalls. @ScowCow

[Paige Corr🥑 @ExplorinDoraa]

“Do you remember where you were when 9/11 happened?” No. But I remember where I was the day that Aang defeated the fire nation. @kalee_reams97