Fat Amy

Sometimes I have a feeling I could do crystal meth but then I think mmm, better not.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

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[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Fries before guys All foods before dudes.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

cool date: take a really long nap with me

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

One of my favorite hobbies before Twitter was having a life.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

If you’re gonna wear yoga pants: 1. Have an ass. 2. Don’t be fat. 3. Wear a thong. Thanks.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

I have to start getting attractive soon.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Fries before guys

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Crushed it.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Sorry, I don't understand slutanese.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

I'm doing horizontal running.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

How to put on Jeans: 1) Grab belt loops. 2) Jump around like a bunny. 3) Twerk for a few minutes. 4) Lunge left. 5) Lunge right.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

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[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

If you knew me in middle school... I'm sorry.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Walking into a class and thinking, "I hate you all."

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

I ate my twin in the womb.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

If you don't love Fat Amy please go take a seat with all the other twig bitches who still think Mean Girls is better than Pitch Perfect.

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw 10. Send me a pic

[Fat Amy @ExtraFatAmy]

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