Sad Cat

I'm just a sad cat that has nobody, I don't care.
*parody*

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

My favorite thing to do is sleep.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

I hate mornings.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

70% of Twitter users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend… RT if you love food.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

I'm sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

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Shortest horror story: School tomorrow.

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School has stairs so you can throw yourself down them.

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Dear summer, hurry the fuck up.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Rhinos are nothing but fat unicorns.

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My entire school: You don't talk much. Me: Cause you're all cunts.

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I just love getting good morning texts from nobody.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Awww I love getting cute good night texts from no one.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

Brace yourself, it's Monday.

[Sad Cat @ExtraSadCat]

#MentionAGoodCouple Me and my bed

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