A year since the tragic death of Dec Hart 😔 to raise awareness today will be forever known as national Guinees Awareness Day 🍺 #FightAndWin#GuineesNotEvenOnce
BREAKING: As you may have heard, the most ambitious crossover since whatever the Chinese were (allegedly) mixing in those labs has come to Exxxeter! 🧫 as we have signed some players from the hit game show The Chase! #WelcomeHegs#WelcomeBEAST#WelcomeWelsh
4 albums I listen to in full without skipping a single song. Got nominated to do it by @TommyDollan because he’s a beautiful specimen. I nominate @LivvyJohnson309 @FinlayWalker14 @samneal21
4 albums I listen to in full without skipping a single song. Got nominated to do it by @BlakeTwigger because he’s just bored af
I’ll nominate @kyle23Hanley@PicoloRebekah@liamchapman00
DEATH: It is with exceeding sadness that we have to announce the passing of club captain and legend, Kevin Down Bruyne, he was found in the derelict Riveter with 7 Guinees next to him, he was always a warrior but even he couldn’t survive that 😢 #FightAndWin#WeLoveYouDown
JUST IN: All proceeds from Mike Duce’s testimonial is being donated to charity for Guniees awareness 🍺 in a show of support to the late, great Dec Hart who overdosed on the deadly substance a few days ago😓 #FightAndWin#RIPDec#MikeIsOkayNow
ANOTHER PASSING ⚰️: We’re gutted to announce that EGG has also passed away, he was found at 9:47 in the frying pan and is now being eaten by Barry Stanton 😭 #FightAndWin#RIPEGG#Cool
It is with great sadness that we inform you of Declan Hart passing, he died at 6:53pm in the Cocked Hat toilets after an overdose of Guinees, we always told him to stick to 3 meals a day 😭😭😭#FightAndWin#RIPDec#MikeDuceIsBetterAnyway