Mat’s bloody eyepatch

I grace the face of Mat bloody Cauthon. Those flaming Finns took his bloody eye, so here I am. #TwitterOfTime fan account. Spoilers abound. They/them

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#TwitterOfTime many of Mat’s other accessaries have their own account, so burn me if I didn’t decide to join in. I add bloody character to Mat’s flaming face, and anyone who says otherwise can be burned. I’m only a bloody eyepatch, not a flaming eye replacement. Describe pics pls

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@lordmatcauthon I got you bloody covered

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“It’s good to get off before bed” - Mat bloody Cauthon @lordmatcauthon

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@lordmatcauthon No it flaming isn’t!

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@FoxesSnakes Burn you ;)

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Mat needs to bloody find a way to keep me from flaming crying. Do you goatkissers know how blasted uncomfortable it is to cry without a flaming eye? It’s bloody inconvenient, I tell you.

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@lordmatcauthon I flaming approve! ;)

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Now I’m just flaming waiting for @WOTonPrime to bloody reveal me! Burn me, but that would be bloody exciting ;)

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@mats_not Thank you very flaming much!

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This is one of my bloody unpredictable reminders to all you flaming goatkissers that I’m still here. I would say that I’m flaming watching you all, but since I don’t have a flaming eye, that won’t work. In stead, I’ll say I’m bloody patching you all.

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@lordmatcauthon @MatsPips Flaming goatkisser

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@TigraineMantear Ooc: My family knows that I like these books, but they don’t get it. I am in the process of convincing my mom to watch the TV show with me when it comes out, she knows I’m not gonna stop bugging her about it LOL

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@MatsBestBoots @lordmatcauthon @badwottakes Flaming right I’m necessary!

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@lordmatcauthon @badwottakes Flaming thank you

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@lordmatcauthon @badwottakes I’ll flaming reveal nothing! You can’t bloody make me!

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I just realized that I have over 300 flaming followers. This simple bloody eyepatch is flaming grateful.

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@MatsPips Oh blood and bloody ashes no!
If he flaming does that, I’ll... I’ll... I’ll let a bloody channeler steel me!

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@MatsPips That’s flaming terrifying Pipsy