No Bloody Hero

Stole that, blew that, climbed that, ditched that, saved her, her, her and HER (yer flaming welcome), not her (sorry), lost that, gained that. Spoken for.💙🎲☯️

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

Pay bloody attention to the Alt text on your gifs, pics, and memes, people! Our visually impaired fellow ToTters need to be and feel included! Bloody ask me if you don't know how to flaming use Alt text.

[BlindRadiant is on 🟦☁️ @RChanneler]

*Serious post*

I’m so tired of constantly thinking of how I need photos, gifs, and other visual things to be described. I’m so tired of bringing it up repeatedly only for people to ignore/forget it. I’m so tired of feeling insignificant and excluded. I hate this so much.

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MatsPips Flaming fools.

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MatsPips Nooooooooooo!!! You rest and check in as you can. My first day back to this flaming magical portal and my horse is ill? Light! I wish you a speedy and uncomplicated recovery. 🍎🍎🍏

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@drabshadow You're forgiven because you used "storms" as a curse word.

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MarinVere @PerrinAybaraAM I have been saying those exact words for well over a decade. American health insurance is more like mob "protection" money than anything remotely resembling. US Healthcare = US Wealthcare

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@BelaCreator @MatsPips @Mandarb5 Apples are part of your per diem. No worries there, Creator! Help a fella out? #ALT

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MatsPips ! Would you be willing to let perfect strangers fondle you for some serious coin?
... something about that sounds off. No matter. Anyways @Mandarb5 @BelaCreator can get in on it too, but I have have a feeling they won't be good sports about it. #EasyMoney

[julie rovner @jrovner]

Clearly I've been doing this horse thing all wrong for the past 30 years...
https://t.co/jUx0OAZcWE

[The Keeper @sarahenakamura]

We can do better than this guys! Let’s go make Moiraine win! #TwitterOfTime

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MatsPips @Mandarb5 @BelaCreator For the record, that was @bodewhin. I had nothing to do with that. Man, like brushing your mane and stuff. In fact, with the plan laid out, people don't even have to show up. They pay to just imagine they're hanging out with you! This Age, man. It's a goldmine of fools!

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@Gaston04425964 I'm sorry for your loss. But hey, you have a mascot now!

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@lordmatcauthon Just be sure to ask for our money upfront.

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@FoxesSnakes @MissKerriBaby79 @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard @tylinstoy @ronincomics OOC: Moridin is in mourning right now. They might still need some space. (see their pinned tweet)

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MissKerriBaby79 @FoxesSnakes @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard @tylinstoy #ALT

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MissKerriBaby79 @FoxesSnakes @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard @tylinstoy #ALT

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MissKerriBaby79 @FoxesSnakes @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard @tylinstoy Excuuuuuuuuse me? Here i am, trying to *save* you and your cozying up to the credits trying to eat your essence or whatever it is. Women! *harumph*

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@FoxesSnakes @MissKerriBaby79 @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard To be fair, I'm pretty sure you saw that coming when you promised to take my eye. It's not my fault you didn't take better precautions. As for the zombies, I honestly don't know. They're kind of like you in the sense that they think I'm food. I've never actually tasted one myself

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@FoxesSnakes @MissKerriBaby79 @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard Here, I'll introduce you. @Unchartedcreed1 @HinderstapOf @VisitHinderstap may I introduce you to The Finn. I think you will all get along *famously*! Pleasedon'teatmebye!

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@FoxesSnakes @MissKerriBaby79 @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard Fair point. You guys are kinda funny when you're hangry. #ALT

[No Bloody Hero @mats_not]

@MatsBestBoots @FoxesSnakes @MissKerriBaby79 @lordmatcauthon @redhandbard Awwwwww, Boots, you're gonna get the best shine tonight! Talmanes volunteered so you know it'll be a very thorough experience!