Raider Dave!

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@AvengersUpdated

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@DerekTru @CaptainCons SoFi is a giant greenhouse and unbearably hot

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@DrcharlieWardQ

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@DanhausenAD On behalf of #RaiderNation, release us if whatever curse we’ve experienced the last two decades.

Also, we’re the perfect Fan Basehausen to join. You’d fit right in next to Darth Vader and a Gorilla with a top hat.

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@spencerpratt Boy, you suck at media literacy.

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@Wolffman96

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Me when asked to leave an @NFL owners' meeting so they could discuss the team for which I worked. c: @NFLMAVERICK

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@rocco_botte And this is Michael Jackson in his Ghosts short film/video:

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@HouseGOP You’re Team Rocko and you know it

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@RobSchneider @MLB Better call Adam for another pity role

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@TheRushWithMaxx @ufc @danawhite

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@DaveMcNamee3000 This Summer… PS2 John Travolta is…. Russian Steven Seagal

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@YourboyQ254 Sure lets pivot his nickname to something owned by a major food company… unless he’s going on the cereal box?

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@moose3393 @GulagJamun_ I don’t know. With his inexperience, it might have been the smartest part…

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@WallStreetApes Curse those seismic safety regulations! It’s not his fault, it’s San Andreas’ fault!

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@TheOGLucille You best not be talking about this prehistoric classic

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@RaidersAQ But he works for such an upstanding organization like the California Post 🤣

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@BettingThePitch Just know that stadium, as cool as it may look, is an air conditioner-less greenhouse where you fucking BAKE during any day game.

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@CultureCrave RESTAURANTS?! What will they think of next?! Zing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@TheDemocrats Be nice, Vanilla Ice is just looking forward to a warm meal and some laughs with creepy Ninja Turtle cosplayers