Zeke Ellis

What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan peanut butter alert?

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

Put it in her keister for Easter. 🐇

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

farting so loud at petsmart that the parakeets start acting up

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

The only constant is change

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

crying at the #kpot

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

soggy

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

kfc drumsticks woulda put a pilgrim in a chokehold

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

HDMI portz

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

Gatlinburg

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

24,000 xp on spider solitaire. hell yeah

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

Fuck Pennsylvania

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

Corn on the cobtism

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

Bet you can’t find a Pontiac Grand Am that hasn’t been smoked in

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

WHT IF U WHERE AT THE DINNER TABLE ON THANKSGIVIN AND GEORGE BUSH..........JUMPED OUTTA YO TURKEY...WHT WOULD U DO? HAHA

[Zeke Ellis @EzekielEllis]

chill e dawg