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Black Karate Expert

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@Shayan86 I wonder who is responsible? The militaries that can put a missile through a window without disturing the adjacent apartments or the military whose entire aerospace leadership were turned to dust that same day?

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@jimmisimpson, The billiards scene. Wow, dude. #TheNewsroom

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@mike_holmes make flying private affordable? Oh! And free rocket skis for all. Also food grown on a farm! We entrust the wealthy to reinvest

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Realizing the Mystery Team soundtrack was @donaldglover I check out Gambino. 2 years. Now that cut, Sober? #headphonemusic #derrickcomedy

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Stellar menswear and even their Baxter pomade is killer #FandO – @FrankandOak all day! http://t.co/bt4H0GseJK

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@EllisMate @possiblytully Space Sexing, could it be so? http://t.co/5QYmKZ8DaH

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Since we're talking sports for the first time in my life: What's the deal with this Martin Kaymer guy? Where? #sportssegue #USOpen

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How do the Dutch kick soccer balls this well in those wooden shoes?!? #dutchlife #FifaWorldCup #Robben

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Fine, I'll eat all the hamburgers myself! #hamsolo

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Hey @EllisMate @possiblytully Beautician Wilma: Will puts full make-up on you.

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Only extreme health consciousness and extreme health unconsciousness lead to old age. #RINGGIRL

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The fact that's I didn't know who Deontay Wilder is...

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I don't know if I should pee or build a fire and grab some steaks. #aussieurinal #funky #confused #stickyshoes

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Boarding for Australia and this flight has the widest variety of head gear. #butimrequiredtowearthishelmet

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I'm going to name my first child 'Selfie'

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Does anybody want the rest of this peanut butter in my mustache? I'm not gonna finish it

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Hop out the shower, blow dry my beard, smells like maple syrup. Sign I'm becoming a true lumber jack? #axlife

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Name for a evangelical porno: Jesus Shaves #turningtheothercheek

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Name for an evangelical barber shop: Jesus Shaves

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I can feel myself becoming irrelevant and I sense others can smell it also I just crapped my pants.