Footy Jokes

Just jokes about footy! Please send your jokes in via DM and we'll tweet the best ones ⚽

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Claudio Bravo's attempt to hand in a transfer request on Deadline Day has failed as he dropped it outside Pep Guardiola's office.

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😂 ISTANBOURNEMOUTH!! 😂

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Wayne Bridge: I'm all over the place to be honest.

No fucking change there then.

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Sunderland turned down a £27m sponsorship deal from a dog food

A spokesman has said having WINALOT on their shirts is just taking the piss

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in fairytales, remember, there are adults who actually believe Paul Pogba is worth £89million.

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The Man Utd team visited an orphanage in Manchester yesterday.

"It's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope" said Tommy age 6

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Where's the best place to hide £89million?...

In a Man united shirt!

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Man Utd

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I'm going to dress up as the Premier League trophy this Halloween and go around scaring Liverpool fans.

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Breaking news:

Joe Hart out for the rest of the season, laughing that much he's broken his ribs.

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Awkward moment this morning when my 5 year old son asked what's a dick?

Fortunately a man in a Liverpool shirt walked past at the same time

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Scotland

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England

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Beware!!

At 7.45pm today 11 CLOWNS will be running around on @ITV in England strips!

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The clown starter pack!

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The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga

For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?

Cornflakes.

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I've just seen a French footballer playing on a games console.

I think it was Thierry on Wii