Ray Swan

A summary of worldly views from the F1 mechanics van

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

It’s been a while but our van chat for #BelgianGP

What do you get from Goats.
The merits of a camper van.
Should a Daddy long legs be gender neutral.
Aaron as the Ray Swan responsible adult. I
Chainsaw and long stacks.
Where do highland cows sleep.
This photo.

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Race day van chat.

Monegasque onion bhajis
Public transport
White pudding
Bio-degradable glitter
Ketchup
Plastic
Hearing aids
Uk holidays
Norfolk airport
Balero
Kane’s birthday
£20 dinner

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Teamwork at its finest!

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

A sample of Chinese GP van chat

Boats ‘n’ Hoes
Shit films (Vertical limit)
Alex Toulouse’s tools
Mr Wang’s love songs
6mm Jon
Rolex watch sales
Colour of your poop
Making murderer
Surviving Chinese scran
Choices of window frame colour

#GP1000 #ChineseGP

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Happy Linda

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Quick summary of this weeks chat

De-spine-ing
Brexit
Leather helmet
The week feels quick when you get to the end of it.
Happy Linda
Flat batteries
Splats
Cow head (Kane)
VB - F**k you
Under the thumb (Too loose)

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Final test day done!

Spanish road blockades.
Dong.
Aaron’s 3 day week.
Sam Browning’s unique aroma.
Seeing someone’s inside on the outside.

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

End of Day 1 chat.

Fitted golf clubs.
Smashing up chairs in £4 million trucks.
V250 v Transporter.
Tom Cranidge blow drying his mop.
Speaking to non English speakers, loudly and slowly.
Aaron’s weird dreams (content unsuitable for twitter)

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Today’s chat

Reminiscing about Flannel getting lost.
Valtteri following Ray Swan.
The Spanish trees/scenery.
Aircon not working in the hotel.
Circuit security being grumpy.
Scratcher checking out local sculptures.
Different types of nipples.
Friends without benefits.

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

Barcelona testing van chat

Poor choice of hotel
@browning_sam smashing the back door in
Promoting Ray Swan Twitter account
SORN vehicles
Navigating skills
View on Shamima Begum
@MrTprodrive Running low fuel levels
Force India Singapore antics
Limp cones @Stucgreen

[Dan King @danielking012]

@F1vancrew77 Cheers Ray - it’s been emotional!

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

#vanchat 2018 Done!

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

@EngineeringDan @gabednconfused @paulcoleman87 We just make it look easy 😘

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

#vanchat

Giving cops the middle finger
Selling prestige cars for fuck all
Black Friday deals
Ferrari brushing their teeth at random times
Expenses
Visiting IKEA on the way to work
Keep the cars between quali and the races
Carbon prosthetics and attachments

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

#vanchat #caroftheyear77

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

#vanchat #AbuDhabiGP

Smashing up JetSkis.
Speeding fines.
What will happen when oil reserves run out.
Speed bumps
Del’s head
Plastic ocean waste
How far a petrol pump nozzle would spray petrol

[Ray Swan @F1vancrew77]

@ashmahoney14 Plenty of chat, will be added in the morning!

[Nathan Divey @Sherbo_nathan]

One week on. 2018 has been an amazing season. Lucky to work with all the guys and girls at Brackley & Brixworth who make this happen. #HiFive #mercedesamgf1 #drivenbyeachother #f1 #Legends… https://t.co/neYvOCqiqI

[Alex Briggs @Alex__Briggs]

In car convo: how dark it is, taxi licences and the way the industry works and is changing, london taxi driving test, Australian TV comedy shows, OH&S ppl not living in the real world, jobs for jobs sake, they can't see the forest for the trees. Speed camera on entry rd

[Ash Mahoney @ashmahoney14]

@F1vancrew77 New Years Silverstone walk 😂 always comes up at this time of year!!