Derek Whitefield

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: https://t.co/hMRCrBZPFU

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro Would you risk life and limb, booobietraps and poison darts to attain that rare, treasured possession? Good news, you don’t have to! The Nordikanda beanie is available for $15! Venmo Derek-Whitefield-1! Select green, navy or maroon (5 days left)

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro
ONE MONTH from today, March 1st, we will be running the interAO Nordikanda! Sign up to run or serve.
This year’s swag is the indomitable beanie! Order by Sunday February. 9. $15. Venmo Derek-Whitefield-1 and choose maroon, green, or navy

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro @F3Nation
First day of 2025! It’s the right time to be an HC for the Nordikanda run happening 2 months from today! Sign yourself up and EH someone who needs a challenge!

https://t.co/TgyqqN6tmS

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3GSONA @F3Greensboro
The date is set - March 1st!
Nordikanda run from @F3NordicTract to @f3cornwallisgso to @F3Wakanda
Details to come!

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3NattysHump Tomorrow I will be imposing principles and techniques I acquired while training as a deep undercover agent (on an obscure sitcom). Nevertheless- PREPARE TO GET WORKED!

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3AriseGSO @F3Greensboro A few turned out for early voting! All were in favor of reelecting Sweat and Hardwork !

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@F3AriseGSO @F3Greensboro Ballots for “no mas” and “take it easy on us” will be ineligible!

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

To argue you don’t use yeast to make Persian flatbread?? That’s a naan-starter!
#dadjoke #aGLoriginal

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

At the end of the season, Mist complained to Sleet and Hail -
“Hey, I didn’t get my precipitation trophy!”

#dadjoke #aGLoriginal

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

How in the world did no one get named ‘Pumpkin Spice’? #missedopportunity

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

Do you know Quasimodo, from Notre Dane cathedral?

Not sure, but the name rings a bell.
#dadjoke #aGLoriginal

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

#leavenomanbehind

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

Would you could you?

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@BSmile I love that Willie McCovey card, so cool!

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@chrisgambino

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

I’m not a doctor, but I do own an anatomy sweater….

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

They got this thing happening @F3Greensboro #Farmageddon
#JackoWink #seeyouthere

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

@MikeBeauvais

[Derek Whitefield @F3GuidingLight]

That inflation is real.