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Awkward.

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@AlisonRosen @ARIYNBF Sick of these social media "challenges." People are just looking for any excuse to be vain anymore. #JMOE

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@ineedavoidto @SpacedEK @cassie_laforest Lol perfect use of that gif

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Me making pasta: "Hey, guys. You know what this is?"
*Makes pasta jiggle noises*

@FARTG1RL: "That's what good pussy smells like."

@cassie_laforest and I:

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@ARIYNBF #JMOE hate how everyone is a "photographer" just because they own a high dollar camera.

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@cassie_laforest You make me proud

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@cassie_laforest You told me you liked them 😫

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@ARIYNBF #JMOE ASMR and ASMR-like sounds drive me as D-Quantz would say, "FU-KING MENTAL." It's not satisfying or soothing, but infuriating.

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@cassie_laforest Aw I'm glad I have that affect on you 😍

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@AlisonRosen #JMOE I find it extremely cringy when people take or post photos with their family member lying on their deathbed in a hospital..

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@ARIYNBF #JMOE whenever @DanielQuantz says poltergeist I hear poultrygeist and picture a ghost chicken terrorizing a house. (He's said it twice on the show already and both times I hear 🐔)

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Since when did posting a recipe mean you have to give your life story?! Da fuq. #pointlessshitimnotgonnareadyoustupidselfrighteousfuckers

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@SpacedEK Sounds like you

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@ineedavoidto

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@SpacedEK Thank you for your services, I will be forwarding you pre-edited tweets in the future. 5 star reviews for you.

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@SpacedEK how are you going to edit my tweets now...

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@ineedavoidto

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@AireusKayne I'll take a hoody please!

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@ineedavoidto

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@SpacedEK Not my living room lol, perhaps Cassie's basement lol but in all seriousness we know you're looking forward to this experience and we all want you to be happy 🙃