Friends of Asheville Recreational Club F.A.R.T.

We are a humble movement in the mountains of North Carolina. We love hiking in and around Asheville. We are F.A.R.T. #dontdenythefart @karlysindy

[Friends of Asheville Recreational Club F.A.R.T. @FART_AVL]

@Sara_Laffs Glad you found us

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Go to @bushfarmhouse in Black Mountain. If I could die and come come back as a restaurant it would be this place. Fuck. It’s good. https://t.co/IL9qvAX6fp

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@deftlyinane Yes please!!

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@deftlyinane My brother painted his E30 in honor of Petty. His sons initials are MPH. Also Bobby Labonte bought my parents house a few years ago. I could keep going…we have thing with cars. https://t.co/BanXlf31YI

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@RobStefanisko Haha I have an Etsy shop set up. Enjoy. https://t.co/fHDUPmU8yD

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My mom wore her FART shirt to her colonoscopy and I really can’t think of a better use for FART swag than that.

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@vermontshakes I second that!

[Friends of Asheville Recreational Club F.A.R.T. @FART_AVL]

I love the cute animals coming out of #dalle2! @OpenAI can someone do “happy black bear wearing parachute pants, sitting in a wooden chair, studio, farting, one-cheek sneak”? please and thank you. 🥰

[Jeremy Markovich 🐇🕳️ @deftlyinane]

💨💨💨

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@fastcar_marty @Slate Thank you for sharing!!

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@fastcar_marty @Slate "an outlook similar to Descartes’s view of the mind: on the phenomenological view, the essence of a fart is given to us in our olfactory experience. A fart has no hidden essence over and above, or underlying, what it smells like. Smelling farts reveals their essences."

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@fastcar_marty @Slate "A mere emission of odourless air from a bum is no fart. Such a release of odourless air molecules is surely a fart without a fart. That is, it is a fart-act that does not yield a fart-thing. A fart-thing must proceed from a fart-act."

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May the FART be with you. At least until they come for that choice too. 🖕 “Roe v. Wade was settled law for 49 years...until now. The expected reversal, to come within weeks, will likely be felt by women, minorities, and marginalized communities for decades to come.”

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@Esskayeyepea @deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy YES!

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@n8creative @deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy 💯

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My favorite part was the ncdot drafting a poem for me. 🤣

[Jeremy Markovich 🐇🕳️ @deftlyinane]

I filed a public records request for all emails and records connected to the FART license plate. I got more than 100 documents back. https://t.co/9En98LqPc0

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@deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy F4RT and PHART were rejected so I had to get creative. 🧠💨

[Jameson Lopp @lopp]

Reminder: you're effectively blind and can perceive less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

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@tater427 Haha! Omg that is the wooorst!! 😂

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I thought of my nightmare while hiking today…flying ticks.