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I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN

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@Shayan86 Buddy, England aren’t going to the quarterfinals. You have nothing to be scared of.

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@elonmusk You banned me for telling Kevin McCarthy to go fuck himself and that he was a bitch.

You fucking hypocrite

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@CBP Congrats on the theft you fucking dorks

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@elonmusk Your dumb ass got GOOGLE PLUS to trend on your stupid fucking website

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@elonmusk Does it feel weird now that everyone knows you’re a piece of shit or has it always felt that way

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@AP They can both go fuck themselves forever

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Why’d you turn comments off? Is it because you’re a bunch of murderous fucks?

[Public Investment Fund @PIF_en]

Saudi Arabia is transforming.

Follow us to learn how #PIF is driving the change.

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@adamndsmith @ndrew_lawrence @elonmusk you fucking loser

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@LindseyGrahamSC You are the biggest bitch in the country.

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@BNONews What a fucking loser

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Elon buys twitter for $44B dollars to burn the platform down then 2 weeks later, Putin tries to start WW3.

There's a tiny possibility that there may be more to this story that meets the eye.

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@AmoneyResists They choose death, then

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@AndrewJTobias @jake_zuckerman Small government hypocrite

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@elonmusk @lookner @nichegamer Dumb fucking moron

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I am blocked by a man named CatTurd2 on the internet, making it considerably harder for me to figure out the business strategy of the richest man in the world.

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@StephenM What’s it like to be as stupid as you are

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

BREAKING: Official announcement just posted on https://t.co/7NxQkh64rm

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@KariLake

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@matthewstoller What’s it like to have a brain made up entirely of oatmeal