Sarah Fazal

Currently residing in San Francisco. Traveler. Reader. Eater. Sports Addict. Most importantly, Moose Enthusiast.

[Sarah Fazal @FAZAL_tov]

@sweetgreen you’ve ruined the buffalo chicken bowl by getting rid of the pickled carrots and celery. Whyyyyyy

[Sarah Fazal @FAZAL_tov]

@JerryAzumah Maxwells near UIC!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow. This hearing. #January6thCommitteeHearings

[Simone Eli @SimoneEli_TV]

Girl on the right… Block or charge??? 😦

[David Lynch @davidlynchlfc]

Jurgen Klopp has compared turning down a Covid-19 vaccine to drink driving and revealed that “99%” of his #LFC squad are double-jabbed.
https://t.co/2AsjZgOiTy

[Derek Kessinger @DSuave_12]

Please no

[NYCEM - Notify NYC @NotifyNYC]

Due to severe weather, there is a travel ban in effect beginning now until 5:00 AM on 9/2. All non-emergency vehicles must be off NYC streets and highways.

[Sarah Fazal @FAZAL_tov]

This man is a legend #YNWA

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

There comes a moment in every tournament where the only option is an earnest "Don't you just bloody love football!" tweet, and that moment is now.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sydney McLaughlin set the world record in 400m hurdles 😱

51.90 seconds

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Emilie Graff @EmiliejayG]

We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster.

[Sarah Fazal @FAZAL_tov]

@Delta you are blessed to have employees like Glynis and Latoya (aka Fergie). They completed a successful and early boarding “post pandemic”, dealt with my unreasonable asks, and made everyone laugh along the way. They’re the reason I fly delta!! #thankyoudelta #empoweringwomen

[Corey Noel @Corey_Noel21]

Fire everyone, dump Mitch, get new owners, everything. The @ChicagoBears make it so hard to be a fan.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

This is intentional. Do not put your ballots in the mail any more.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

That fly was in Pence’s hair a long time. It should quarantine.

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

Shoutout to the fly.

[Ethan Rowley @e10rowley]

Don’t want to get too political here ... but he has a point. #SaucyNugs #KeepLNKWeird

[Vikram Rajagopalan @rajavick]

Mukesh Ambani be like:
There some crores in this house
There some crores in this house
There some crores in this house

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Sarah Fazal @FAZAL_tov]

@fly2ohare what’s with the smoke leading to the airport?