FBJoey

21 | Cognitive ability of a ball of yarn

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I think it’s bad when people who work their asses off far from home to provide for their families are forced to also subsidize literally f**king any and everything for people who don’t work, including family trips to the aquarium

[Victorytothepeople @Victorytothepe1]

@Oilfield_Rando

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

True.

[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

that’s insane

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“Wow! 20 of us went to dinner and we all agreed that Steve would cover the bill and you’ll never guess who disagreed with us…”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gritty is a certified psychopath

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

🔶 FLYERS WIN 🔶

PHILLY TAKES GAME 1 IN PITTSBURGH.

#IgniteTheOrange | @SNICKERS

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

[🇵🇸A Woman Under The Influence🇵🇸 @GorpoPap]

The Philadelphia phillies are a psyop designed by the federal government to try and get me to kill myself

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

Just so I’m tracking.

Japan loves
- steak
- motorcycles
- dogs
- bacon
- chicks in stars & stripes bikinis
- trucks
- country music
- freedom
- respect
- swords
- sushi
- classic cars

Japan hates
- crime
- islam
- communism

Am I part Japanese?

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”

Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:

[AGAVE @agave_redux]

As much as it pains me to even say the letters...
Hey EPA how bout you actually do your job properly for once.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

they want to pay $25 an hour to work on a shipyard when you can get $25 an hour at starbucks, then when nobody applies, they say "see? we need to import scabs from overseas!"

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

I’ve watched this viral clip a few times and every person you watch has a different “wait what?” POV

If it wasn’t season ending it’d be comical

Nick does a confused side head nod like a dog, Tanner looks at Nick in an SOS way, Jalen flat out questions it

Fitting ending

[Carl 🐍 @ProjectHurts]

Look at Jalen’s reaction to Kevin Patullo on the last play call. He HATES him get Patullo off my team.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Let's keep the DOUBLE VOTES going! RETWEET for a chance to win this jersey signed by Jordan Mailata 👏

#WPMOYChallenge X Jordan Mailata

Rules: https://t.co/H7m4K1nrxR

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

just wanted to check something...

Eagles offense IN SHOTGUN (29 plays)

3.2 yards/play
2.9 yards/rush
3.4 yards/pass

Eagles offense UNDER CENTER (8 plays)

9.4 yards/play
7.6 yards/rush
22.0 yards/pass

[FBJoey @FBJoey1]

@TorkieTweets Played PVP on EOD since 2020, 1.0 is my first time touching PVE, I love early wipe PVP, but once the people that play the game as a hobby start to get bored, it's insufferable, near everyone is running the best gear and the fights last 2 seconds, I just dont have the time.