Christian Fernandez

do not follow me or read any of my tweets

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

When cats yawn and meow at the same time>>>>>>>

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

@CJMcCollum I was unhappy with the trade at first. I was wrong man, please retire with the Hawks.

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Watching TV with my fiance:

Her: what's he holding there?

Me: Its a baseball signed by Willie Mays

Her: The guy that did those cleaning commercials?

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

This video is legit but Dawn Power Wash in the spray bottle is the truth. That stuff csn clean shit out of existence

[michelle (on break) @michelleakin]

this made me feel insane

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Everyone reporting this Kevin Durant shit as 1000% fact. Do we know there to be any confirmation at all besides some screenshots, some of which are fake? Kinda losing even more faith in the intelligence of people on here unless I'm missing something big

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Any time the Hawks are cited for a hypothetical trade it’s like:

Hawks receive- Giannis Antetokounmpo

Bucks receive- Jalen Johnson, Dyson Daniels, Nickeil Alexander Walker, Zaccharie Risacher, 5 unprotected 1st round picks, State Farm Arena, Quin Snyder’s wife

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Hawks could potentially win the Giannis Antetokounmpo sweepstakes if they’re willing to surrender Jalen Johnson, but they have shown more interest in building a young core like OKC and San Antonio, per @sam_amick

“In the hours that followed this latest development, some rival executives claimed the Hawks were in prime position to win the Antetokounmpo sweepstakes. But that sort of move would almost certainly require giving up 24-year-old small forward Jalen Johnson, the All-Star caliber talent whose place in their program was recently elevated by the decision to send Trae Young to the Washington Wizards. By the time the afternoon came, Hawks officials were sending the message that they weren’t, in fact, involved while emphasizing the plan to build with a long-term view in mind (a la Oklahoma City and San Antonio).”

(Via https://t.co/dXXSAwBvtG)

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Some times I fear I am the only person left in the world who remembers The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Is that a fucking G Eazy concert in 2025 AI is getting out of hand bro

[໊ @buffys]

this took such a wholesome turn

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

I think it is so cute and wholesome how giving a player the game ball is a thing even in the pros still tbh

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Game ball for former Bills WR Stefon Diggs, who finished Sunday night with 10 catches for 146 receiving yards – the first Patriots player with consecutive 100-yard receiving games in a season since Julian Edelman in 2019.

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

40k likes for a comment that is straight up incorrect lol

[coopz @Coopz___]

athlete who suffered a lower body injury is doing an upper body workout, ground breaking

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

I got made fun of for years for not driving. Ever since I started it has been nothing but pain. In the last 2 years I have had 2 cars totaled, 4 tires replaced on my new one due to continually getting sharp shit stuck in the tire, and now my car got stolen and damaged fuck yall

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

My ultimate controversial take is that no human being is special. Unique, multifaceted and complex? Absolutely. Special though? I don’t think so. This train of thought leads everyone to believe they are the world’s main character. We can learn something from anybody, any time

[🦋 Bel Papiyon 🦋 @reignofglitter]

Dating is "hard" because regular people don't think they're regular. Everyone has this imaginary superiority complex. You're literally doing nothing different from the next person, but somehow you're so much better?

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

*10 year old girl loves her kitty cat

*this random person

*”not on my fucking watch you little shit”

[Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian]

Yesterday I made a joke with the neighbor's daughter (like age 10?) that her cat was "my" cat since he's always hanging on my porch. (Backstory: We even made a box for him when it was winter time (remember that)? He chased away the birds so even our new bird feeders are untouched, but I never said anything. I just pet him when I'm outside and go on my business.)

I told her I was just kidding. Her dad laughed. Then she proceeded to throw the BIGGEST fit like a toddler about "IT'S MY CAT! MY MY MY CAT!" She approached closer to me (almost less than 1 feet away and I held my arm out to stop her from getting closer. She proceeded to scream, "IT IS NOT FUNNY! YOU LEAVE MY CAT ALONE." The parents just stood there like it was normal.

So far I've texted her (through parents' number) to come get HER cat from my porch 4 times this morning.

She's getting irritated at having to leave her house, walk a ways down the road, to retrieve HER cat from my house.

I'm petty like that. Somebody's gonna learn today.

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Showing Attack on Titan to a toddler bc there are silly colors

[Sailor Luna❤️🩷 Leo’s Biggest Glazer @SailorLuney]

A lot of people, specifically people who watch anime/cartoons, just refuse to acknowledge what they like is made for kids or teenagers

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

@LegionHoops @Cbrickley603 Won’t get 4 as soon as he’s on one my slips tho

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

This article made me wanna cry man. I will never root for him to win unless he’s on my team but I am officially done being an Embiid hater. So much respect to the dude.

[Joel Embiid @JOELEMBllDFAN]

@ash4nd1021 https://t.co/OOwGpyW6R8

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

“These simple tricks companies JUST HATE can save you $3 on a Uber if you risk being kidnapped and murdered”

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Nothing I love more than when an Uber driver asks if I’m willing to cancel the uber and pay him a little less cash instead. Love the hustle and love seeing the common man get a bigger cut. Great win-win. My ride is cheaper and he/she makes more take home money. Beautiful.

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

I know this dude plays like 1/4 of games, but the very idea of a big that can shoot and run P&R with Trae Young after averaging 12 assists is still more than enough to get me excited. If this Hawks team is healthy this season…watch out man.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Boston, Atlanta and Brooklyn are finalizing a three-team trade that sends Kristaps Porzingis and a second-round pick to the Hawks, Terance Mann and Atlanta's No. 22 pick to the Nets, and Georges Niang and a second-rounder to the Celtics.

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Crazy that if you are handsome and a good dancer you can nearly beat to death one of the most famous women in the world and your career will be absolutely fine. Pretty privilege does not pertain exclusively to women

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖔 @hwloiza]

OMGG sis couldn’t believe chris brown was on top of her 😭

[Christian Fernandez @FDeeks4]

Ted Bundy would be putting up 40/15/15 in this era

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

met this guy at the club and i woke up to his cat cuddling my face???😭