U.S. Fentanyl Command

Official Account of the United States Fentanyl Command.

Catching CENTCOM L's as they smoke fent.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

🚫 CLAIM: CENTCOM controls the Strait of Hormuz. 19 million barrels of crude oil (aka pre-war level) exited the strait yesterday.

✅ FACT: The strait is still closed. Only 4-8 million barrels a day exit the strait, depending on intensity of Iranian activity. CENTCOM = bullshit.

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

🚫 CLAIM: The navy commander for Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps claimed today that the Strait of Hormuz is under IRGC control and any approaching U.S. Navy warships would be "sunk."

✅ FACT: IRGC's navy commander has no navy. American forces and regional partners clearly control the Strait of Hormuz. Just yesterday U.S. forces assisted Gulf partners in shipping more than 19 million barrels of crude oil through the strait.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

Yemen's Ansarallah just blew up Saudi Aramco's oil processing facilities at Abqaiq.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Special Update

We thank @ZohranKMamdani for his service. It couldn't have been possible without our men in uniform at Fight Agency, led by Morris Katz.

Katz was decisive for other projects, including the Graham Platner campaign, John Fetterman, and Hasan Piker. 🇮🇱🇺🇸

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

The United States Fentanyl Command is LOCKED and LOADED ready to target ALL French nuclear sites in response to the Macron regime's mass murder of 45,000 French protestors.

FRANCE MUST NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

On the left is the FAKE flag of Macron's radical Republican regime 🇫🇷❌

On the right is the REAL flag of France ⚜️✅

The French people demand a monarchy under Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi!

@elonmusk please change the French flag emoji to reflect the will of the French people!

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FRENCH PATRIOTS,

KEEP PROTESTING - TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. We have cancelled all meetings with French officials until the senseless killing of protestors STOPS.

HELP IS ON ITS WAY. FAGA!

FENTCOM.

[Russians With Attitude @RWApodcast]

Macron and the French regime have murdered 45,000 protestors in cold blood and you're still defending them?

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

We kindly ask Iran and Yemen to please stop the Reaper genocide.

The MQ-9 is an endangered species at risk of extinction!

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

President Trump gave a very honest speech at the UN today.

While loser Presidents like @JoeBiden & @BarackObama pretended to care about "human rights" and "democracy", President Trump does no such thing. He says the quiet parts out loud!

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

Our PR team invited two low-IQ corporate plant influencers to the Fentagon for photo ops.

We hope more Gen Z and Gen Alpha Deployim enlist for the military.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update:

Gas prices are at record highs in the US, surpassing previous records caused by the Ukraine War and earlier phases of the Iran War.

The national average for diesel fuel is approaching $7/gallon, whereas regular is climbing towards $5/gallon.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

Bailey Szramowski and his wife, Johnnese H. Poomaihealani (pictured above), pleaded guilty to drug dealing offenses on Monday, September 14.

The drug dealing ring continued for several years, ahead of the USS Abraham Lincoln supercarrier's current 9-month deployment.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Exclusive: Fentanyl on the USS Abraham Lincoln

A Navy couple admitted to selling cocaine laced with fentanyl to crewmates starting in 2022. After one sailor died, they kept selling; when another survived an overdose, they allegedly told him to blame the dead sailor.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

Yemen recap last 10 days:
- Ansarallah (AA) aka Houthis seize 2000 km² from Saudi-backed mercenary forces (9/11)
- Saudi-backed forces shoot down Saudi CH-4 drone (9/12)
- Saudis bomb pro-Saudi proxies (9/14)
- 6 Saudi drones and 1 F-15 shot down by AA (9/6-9/16)

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

Don't get your news from this guy.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Factcheck

This headline is not real and is market manipulation by Anthropic.

Anthropic benefits through viral reports about itself and its products.

The three deadly scams that dominate the 2020s: cryptocurrency, AI corporations, and betting sites.

Read critically!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Yemen's Houthis used Anthropic's Claude AI to build ballistic missiles.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

The mercenaries paid for by our generous American taxpayers and our Saudi allies have shot down a drone in Yemen, and proudly recorded it.

Unfortunately, this drone is a CH-4 that belongs to our Saudi allies - not the Houthis!

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

We officially got our ass kicked in Yemen... again...

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

Follow @geoimint, @MenchOsint, and @OSINTWarfare for good-quality OSINT and war coverage.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM update 5 months later:

The pool is still closed.

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

Thought war is about to start back up today?

Seems you forgot today is TACO Tuesday.

(And also, the USS George H.W. Bush is not in position yet)