My name’s Dave

please don't yell at me, I'm trying my best - ask me about my card collection - PF1E CG Bard/Witch - he/him/his

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@sarahlicity I unmuted it and my speakers exploded

[RJ City @RJCity1]

Miriam, the 70-year-old sicko.

[the lil faggot from dire straits money for nothing @eenuttings]

i really love that some marketing exec at kfc thought their typical customer would be familiar with the customary way of eating ortolan bunting

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@britneyqueers_ His own or someone else's? #flexible

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@BrockTheDealer thank you for your support

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

Would you like to get married and live in my house? There's snow in the winter and in the summer we'd be enclosed by greenery. And speaking of greenery there's a dispensary five minutes down the road

[New York Liberty @nyliberty]

TORCHES UP🗽

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

My redemption card surprisingly showed up today after almost two years. Does anyone want to buy a Roman Reigns autographed memorabilia card serially numbered out of 49?

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@biscuitsnhazy you're right and you should say it louder

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@weirdotara_ have you been watching the MadTV channel on Tubi too?

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

Some people are just exceptionally stupid

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

Cooper Flagg’s 1-of-1 Minions card just sold for $276,000

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@muppetspice Buffy is incredible and I'll do a re-watch along side so you have someone to talk about it in real time

[Cameron @emptyflash]

*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,

[Rolltothetop @rolltothetop]

Motherfucker that's called a relationship

[bia @rdwinesupernova]

and shes so good at it 🥺 so proud of my girl hannah <3

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@gaptoothdummy @caitlin_mmm I'm balding as fast as I can!

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Calling it “X”

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@penandjen What if I've converted my money into sports cards?

[My name’s Dave @FFFHFT]

@caitlin_mmm please