Frank L

Milking those happy cows way up in N.California

[SexBreakfast 🇨🇦 @sexbreakfast365]

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they’re distracted.

[ConspiracyDad - EGI Hunter - Flat Earther @ConspiracyDad3]

Epic legend, drunk as f

[The Tipsy Angel 🪽😇 @blonde_opinion]

You would think people with boobs could get along better since everyone likes boobs

[Momma G @TheOnlyMommaG]

Who came up with “fun size” candy.. who the fuck has fun with 5 m&m’s

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I love nachos. I wish more foods simulated digging through the garbage.

[Frank L @FJLcowsmoo]

So many talented country singers just nedding to be heard, yet radio stations bombard us with Urban, Underwood, Swift and Paisley 🤦‍♂️🙇‍♂️

[Old Time Football 🏈 @Ol_TimeFootball]

“Well, we didn’t block, but we made up for it by not tackling” - John McKay
#Buccaneers

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

Amazingest burn in the history of burns

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Girlfriend’s away for the weekend, you know what that means! Time to put the cast iron pan in the dishwasher

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Fact @Fact]

Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

[JusTurBesT 🕊 @jusnoyar]

I yelled "cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.

[Clinton Body Shop @ClintonBodyShop]

But since they got elected it’s completely safe.... 🤡🤡
https://t.co/yLfUWpyCQc

[SactownBabyGiraffe @TimMaxwell22]

Retweet if the Kings should fire Luke Walton.

#FireLuke

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.