Shaughn Jackson

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[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

The question is not “can I eat this rotisserie chicken on my drive home?” but rather “who will stop me?”

[remx @biigrem]

mcdonald’s will “anything else?” you every 3 seconds 😭 can you wait a mcminute, damn

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Adults should NOT have to bring Doctor's notes to their employer.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Anyone else still drink hot coffee when it’s 80 degrees outside? 😂☕️

[isha @MibshaD]

Unpopular opinion. Blood type test should be done at birth and placed on the birth certificate.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I don't wanna party like it's 1999.

I wanna buy food and gas like it's 1999.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If you’re bored at work today just create a resignation letter for someone you dislike and leave it in the printer.

[Garrett Smithley @GarrettSmithley]

I cannot overstate how good NASCAR on @PrimeVideo is

[abby @daleyearnhardt]

i wonder if dale jr knows how much nascar fans love the ihop commercial

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob stop dragging your butt on the rug.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your boss at work will be like, “I know these are stressful times,” while actively being the stress in the times.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Here's the ultimate "I fell asleep before the end, what'd I miss" text message reply image

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

my best advice is to buy a dvd player and get a library card to rent movies and cancel your streaming services

[KareBear @baby_maumau]

Gen X here. Back in my day no one asked who you voted for, no one cared, and no one made choice of POTUS part of their identity.

Can we please bring this back FFS?

[ℕ𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕠 @nascarseiro]

#RowdyForever

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

My attention span so short I’ll start cleaning my room, go throw something away in the kitchen and start washing dishes… 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Rev. Rob Branning @OnBrannd]

Rowdy Forever🏁

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 @racechaser51]

Those complaining about having to get Prime, find me a another network that will give the Final 76 laps commercial free.