Jordan Smith

Be excellent to each other

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@handleitgrips

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@Chilis if you bring back the Boneless Shanghai Wings with their wasabi dipping sauce it will fully rekindle our love

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@realDonaldTrump to heal America, can you uncage @joe_exotic so the @WWE can have a Hell in a Cell match on @netflix between him and that bitch @CaroleBaskinBCR

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@Chilis I’ve longed for the Boneless Shanghai Wings on a semi-monthly basis since they left the menu in the early 00s…please bring them back to me…

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@BrandSanderson We need a table for the Cosmere TTRPG

https://t.co/fA72Xpgp7Z

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

#AllHailTheVictoriousDead #ToTheKing

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

If your @Tesla Cybertruck is rusting, make sure to season it. Wait for a hot day, then rub a high temperature oil over the steel with a paper towel. Apply multiple coats to improve water resistance. #Cybertruck

[Ethan 🦎 @sheevthan]

What was your guys favorite part of the movie I loved when Bossk said “so what we’re some kind of… rogue squadron?”

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@elonmusk Want to buy US Steel?

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@ColbyPoulson I was highly considering the Death Knight or Flame Thrower, thanks for narrowing it down!

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@ColbyPoulson if one were to be preparing for a battle with another adventuring party of PCs, which of your builds would you recommend, at level 8, for such a task? Maybe a melee, caster, and support option? 4 of us at lvl 8 vs 7 of them at lvl 5.

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@ColbyPoulson Other than whatever I play, we will have a moon Druid, a crack-fox inspired warlock (no clue how that’s going to work), and an echo knight. My group is on hiatus until our final session, so we are surprising on of our PCs players he DMs for with a rival group for a few sessions

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@BrandSanderson the world needs you. #thisisaresultofbordematwork https://t.co/FrDhTwGTUj

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@CarnivoreMD Is is safe to sprinkle the contents of a beef organs pill onto my 14 month old child’s food?

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@elonmusk Can this be an optional feature?

https://t.co/n1L1zCJluA

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@ChrisHonkala @ColbyPoulson In your opinions, what is the best (most damage producing) 3 level dip for a level 17 Assassin Rogue?

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@DanielBGreene @BrentWeeks I thoroughly enjoy the fact that this conversation happened, and the conversation itself. Also, my strong desire for both of your next books to release just increased exponentially.

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@AppleSupport Siri couldn’t say Cthulhu correctly when my wife texted me a Cthulhu themed children’s book to get for our child. Could you support Siri and rectify this? She deserves a full vocabulary.

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@FedEx hopefully my @HelloFresh is intact #weakform

[Jordan Smith @FJordanSmith]

@ArkRazorbacks Do any of your coaches say “That’ll do pig” to their athletes after they’ve done something particularly satisfactorily?