FutureKingsofNowhere

a band. a man. a canal panama.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@gwendolyn1117 Hey thanks! Also sorry. That’s not a very happy theme song. I want someone to write “Everybody Loved Me and Things Worked Out Great” so you can have that as a theme song instead.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@JakeBlack77CA Culture Lag. We started, pandemic shut us down. Started back up over the summer. New Wave Pandemic shut us back down. Hoping to try again when this wave dies.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@tcalvin93 @ReelBigHayden Oh man, this is my favorite thing. Send us a pic if you do.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@tcalvin93 Also, tbh, 13k monthly listeners is so much more than I thought this band would ever get. But I appreciate you wanting to spread the love.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@tcalvin93 Shhh - it’s like a secret club. If word gets out, it could ruin things.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@MakeItUnclear 😢

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

RIP, sir

https://t.co/yeLewGw1IK

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

The show is nearly upon us. 8 Eastern tonight. https://t.co/qEmjdc2s5P

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

Hey folks! I'll be playing a Facebook Live show this weekend as a fundraiser for protester legal funds. I hope you can make it. https://t.co/BrAxjFHezI

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@SnackCabinetG Aw, I don’t want you to die.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

Hmm. I may need to retract my former statement about there not being actual Vikings at the show on Saturday: https://t.co/UtyMQcy6KN

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@rharran @motorcomh @HNMtF @GOWN_ROCKS @solarhalos @pinkflag @DryHeathens @thebeastmusic @K9HeartSounds 2nd to last. I’ve heard 10-ish but I’m not sure.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

Alright folks, you have a week left to prepare yourselves for VIKING STORM - 4/20 at @motorcomh - with @HNMtF, @FKoN, Tooth (too cool for twitter), @GOWN_ROCKS, @solarhalos, @pinkflag, @DryHeathens, @thebeastmusic, and @K9HeartSounds! So much rock, so few actual vikings. cu there

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

Hi friends! We will be rocking hometown Durham in April. Hope to see you there! https://t.co/JPw7kxh8z2

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

I hope to see you folks at Kings tonight in Raleigh! It’s been a while - please come say hi.

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

In anticipation of our show at Kings on Feb. 3rd, we are releasing our first new song in 6 years! Check it out here, and come see us play it live in Raleigh: https://t.co/ftBLdnAike

[FutureKingsofNowhere @FKoN]

@Lazlo_BUR you have it always and forever.

[INDY Week @indyweek]

Really, Though: @piepushers to Open Brick-and-Morter Restaurant over @thepinhook in #Durham https://t.co/VyUBFKqqEX