FLAT EARTH

FLAT EARTH BAND FOR SPREADING FLAT FACT

[The New York Times @nytimes]

No flat map of our round world can be perfect. Distortions in distance, scale and size arise when we flay out the whole planet on a single page or screen.

This new map, double-sided like a vinyl record, aims to minimize those distortions. https://t.co/Ie2yTfrzS8

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@mintrecords @nytimes IT LOOKS LIKE BOOBS

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@TRY1974 @DoctorVikernes @StormyEnt @kingfisherbluez THANK YOU TIMOTHY WE DO NOT APPROVE OF THESE LIZARD PEOPLE PEOPLE WE THINK THE ONLY WAY TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT IS TO START A NOVELTY PUNK BAND

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GREAT TATTOO IDEA FOR FLATFANS!!!

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@LeslieKenChu @kingfisherbluez FLAT IS FACT LESLIE THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN US

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THANK YOU TO THE NEWEST EPISODE OF KILLING EVE FOR MENTIONING THE FLAT EARTH BUT NO THANKS FOR MENTIONING FAKE LIZARD PEOPLE

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THANK YOU MEDIUM DOT COM AND ELF PITY FOR BELIEVING IN US! THANK YOU!!!!!

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WE WERE INTERVIEWED BY “ALIENATED IN VANCOUVER” READ THE INTERVIEW AND LEARN THE TRUTH

https://t.co/gWL8IPuG70

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A HERO

[🄿🄰🅄🄻 🄰🄽🅃🄷🄾🄽🅈 @TalentTime]

The prolific @RStevieMoore is his own variety show! And we’re thrilled to have him on ours
MAY 7th 7:00 pst.
THAT’S QUARANTIAINMENT!

TalentTimeTV’s YouTube channel

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THANK YOU FLAT EARTH WEBSITE @ThePRPress FOR BELIEVING IN US!

[Permanent Rain Press @ThePRPress]

New Album Review: S/T - @FLATEARTHBAND // Written by @fran_baptiste84 https://t.co/SyRqHVJNL5

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THANK YOU TO CITR WHICH STANDS FOR “CERTAINLY IT T’AINT ROUND” NUMBER ONE FLAT EARTH RADIO CHANNEL STATION

[CiTR 101.9fm @CiTRradio]

We continue to broadcast, local tunes continue to climb the charts ~🎶

Check out our top 50 for March! #WUT, @nonlaband, @lievancouver, @lindsaylouelza, @creatureovmyth, #Destroyer, @FrazeyFord, #TestCard, @brandonscott198, #Adewolf, @WeAreTheCity, @FLATEARTHBAND & more!

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING COWARDS!!!!!

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@TalentTime I ALWAYS CHEER FLAT EARTH

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@piscesgurl69 @Coll3enG NONE OF US HAVE HAD SEX BUT HERE’S THE SONG https://t.co/k39SGAKX5V

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@TalentTime @RioTheatre THANK YOU PAUL FOR BELIEVING IN US AND SPREADING FLAT FACT

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FLAT IS FACT! THANKS TO @RioTheatre AND @TalentTime FOR SUPPORTING US AND BELIEVING IN US!!!!

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WE PLAY THE RIO TOMORROW (HEADLINING)

[🄿🄰🅄🄻 🄰🄽🅃🄷🄾🄽🅈 @TalentTime]

2 weeks till we bring you the show that they don’t want you to see!! Learn the truth about crop circles, bagel holes, dial tones, iKandee PLUS performances from @capri_everitt Flat Earth & more!

The truth IS out there and only WE are gonna tell you
THURS MARCH 5th @RioTheatre

[🄿🄰🅄🄻 🄰🄽🅃🄷🄾🄽🅈 @TalentTime]

2 weeks till we bring you the show that they don’t want you to see!! Learn the truth about crop circles, bagel holes, dial tones, iKandee PLUS performances from @capri_everitt Flat Earth & more!

The truth IS out there and only WE are gonna tell you
THURS MARCH 5th @RioTheatre

[🄿🄰🅄🄻 🄰🄽🅃🄷🄾🄽🅈 @TalentTime]

What big Pharma doesn’t want you to know is you can cure toenail fungus by buying tix to Thursday’s Talent Time

MARCH 5th @RioTheatre #TRUTHCONVENTION w/@ryanbeil @KristyAudette @AllieEnt @freakdream9 @capri_everitt @andreahjin Flat Earth band & more!

https://t.co/iy1Vlb0yVQ