Faisal Samadi

Business owner, chocolatier, ethical employer, raver, all-round great guy.

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

POV: Keir Starmer’s brain

[Middle East Eye @MiddleEastEye]

"I don't know what to do."

A 10-year-old Palestinian girl breaks down while talking to MEE after Israeli air strikes destroyed her neighbour's house, killing 8 children and 2 women

#Gaza #Palestine #Israel

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

so that's what happened to them as adults

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Calvin and Hobbes is getting dark.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

The new Tory logo.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@DeathMetalV @IAmJohnAles 4 Lamborghinis would set you back about $1,000,000
@IAmJohnAles can afford that no problem.
A billion in the bank can buy you 3,570 Lamborghinis.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@faithfulpundit @davemacladd I would rather everyone in a David Icke gig was given covid, so they might realise to stop listening to his waffle.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@Femi_Sorry not all of the failures would've taken 5 years to pan out.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@Dave_Hodgkinson @archer_rs most of the royal family earns millions privately...
Duchy Organic has millions in revenue
The Queen's horse breeding makes money privately
They are landowners that receive rents
They have portfolios

You don't have a clue - just a union jack flag

[Breakthrough Party 🟠🌤️ @BThroughParty]

Can’t stop watching Boris being narrated by David Attenborough 😂

[Katie Phang @KatiePhang]

Welcome to the weekend! 💕

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@gnuman1979 orange

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@weekendh4x0r yeah! Just like in 2016...Oh wait.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@gnuman1979 I have listened to this for 10 minutes now

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@DavidLammy @BorisJohnson if the congestion charge grows enough to make everyone live inside the zone, far less people would be obliged to pay.
Don't think they thought this through.
Boris' idea you say? Makes sense.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

If #TrumpCoupPlot works and he wins in 2020, I fully expect him to run as VP for Pence in 2024, just like Putin did in 2008.

This way he can do his 3 terms without breaking the constitution.
He can pretend to be VP and keep his cult going.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@BorisJohnson @JennerInstitute @UniofOxford Stop spoiling samples and disturbing researchers just for you to play dress-up and to pretend to look smart.
You studied Classics, not Chemistry.

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@NunesDrag presidential

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@gnuman1979 So dangerous. What happens if it gets too tight for her near the end...

[Faisal Samadi @FMSamadi]

@karebear0517 TRUMPZOZO THE CLOWN