@goblin_formula Since rolls are supposed to represent randomness, not skill, I usually make nonsensical rolls extremely bad luck. "You want to sell me strawberries? Strawberries killed my mom fuck you" that sort of thing.
@NoahBurnsOhio No one is thinking people will accidentally get 10 poison. They just like that the second copy has hexproof. Even better if you protect the first copy after the opponent parts the ward cost
@xtracombatphase@asshole_jacobs@ZawaTweets We’ve always had bad, nonsensical, or joke flavor text. Youre just taking note of it because you want to pick a bone with UB. I don’t really love UB but we’ve had flavor text this bad for a long time.
@IlexMiasma@bandit_shy It’s not exactly a surprise so I doubt they’d even cast in it in the first place. That’s what I thought "the combo" is, essentially hexproof
@girasolciito "Stereotypes associated with black men" in America.
Not every country has the same stereotypes.
You're still looking at it with an American-only lens.
@mdsnmchll Damn how do you get Nekusar to go undefeated? I had to tune my deck a lot and get cards like wheel of fortune or fast mana before I was a major threat. Most wheels are 5-6 mana his deployment speed is so slow, people always destroyed Nekusar on their end step so I got no cards
@Brewers_Kitchen It’s not a flex to like it (or dislike it) but also it’s just a way to play the cards, not even in a weird way but the way they were printed and intended. It’s not really fair to compare it to playing basketball with an empty ball bc that’s not a normal rule.
@bashmcalister Momentum ain’t that strong. Pong was the first video game, doesn’t really mean shit unless it’s got the chops to be fun for 30 years. Pong is gone and magic is here