FO Press Secretary

First Order Press Secretary.
Supreme Leader Snoke is dead.
Long live the Supreme Leader.
Star Wars parody

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Look, we'd love to NOT kill all of the Jedi, we really would, but it's the LAW and everyone knows the Emperor can't arbitrarily change a law he's arbitrarily made... unless he really wants to. Which he doesn't.

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

General Hax has said something well for once in his life. https://t.co/bw6zHGI3gR

[Angry General Hux @AngryGenHux]

I know I almost cut Roses’ head off but if you are mean to Kelly Marie Tran you will be met with the fire and fury of the FIRST ORDER

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

Not that it matters, but SL never force choked the head investigator because of the collusion investigation. It was over a different matter entirely!

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

Please welcome our new press bullpen intern, Darth Derpidious Beluga. She is wearing uniform Darth Vader #5 robes.

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

There will be no special Mothers’ Day mail delivery for stormtroopers. Your mothers sold you to the First Order for an extra ration and a half. Supreme Leader is your mother now. #HappyMothersDay

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

In response to the recent (overwhelmingly negative) coverage of the Snoke murder collusion investigation, Supreme Leader has revoked all media licenses. All headlines now require direct approval from SL.

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

Supreme Leader is still investigating the mysterious outbreak of lisps. #maythefifthprevail

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

@MaryEMcGlynn @_KyloRens_ This graffitti has been approved by the First Order.

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

@starwars @Avengers Or just a good bucket

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

Calendars marked, sir. Blasters at the ready. https://t.co/hOXIW4LuyZ

[The Forth Bridges @TheForthBridges]

Remembering the day Darth Vader broke down on the Forth Road Bridge

#MayTheForthBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

The Supreme Leader has assembled a special task force to investigate—everyone seems to have developed a slight lisp today. #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Yes, blowing up Alderaan was probably awful BUT have you heard the mean jokes this leftist comedian made about Darth Vader? #Disgrace

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

The trifecta’s dopurrgangers. https://t.co/QYhfhjXrUm

[Bad Mother Leia 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @BadMotherLeia]

Purrrrfect

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

ugh i hate this picture
it doesnt even get my good side
the dark side
#OldHeadshotDay

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

The benefits of working for the SL are indeed superior to anything the rebel scums can offer. https://t.co/2BJOiIzTlG

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

SL has consistently held to his claims that there was no collusion with the Jakku rebel girl. I for one, see no reason to doubt him.

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

@HamillHimself For the last time, Leader Snoke was killed by the Jedi girl alone! There was NO COLLUSION in any PHONY HUT INVESTIGATION.

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

@hankgreen Ron WEASLEY

[FO Press Secretary @FO_PRSecretary]

@HdSht125 It does make it better. Thank you.