LP

FPL and chair enthusiast.

[LP @FPLLPO]

@FPL_Calle @FPLFella This is it

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

i can’t explain it but eurovision grand final day always feels like new year’s eve and the day after feels like new year’s day

[✨bit of a vibe @dxlishs]

my biggest issue with men is you literally could’ve left me tf alone

[bug girl @buggirl]

if i was a vampire i would only turn girls into vampires and also we would all live in a beautiful gorgeous whimsygoth vampire castle and together we would spend eternity girling out by unleashing our revenge upon evil men and the US government

[Gordon 🇵🇸 / rent controls fan account @istreasatuatha]

jk rowling is one bottle of gin away from saying that only white people can be women

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

When your work laptop is absolutely fine throughout a global Microsoft outage

[VividVivka 💜 @VividVivka]

Niche tweet

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

A red button option to just have a livefeed of Pickford’s face in the corner of your screen at all times.

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

If I was Ed I’d be marching out of Downing Street to greet the press pack eating the biggest fuck off bacon sandwich mankind has ever known

[👽 @dasstooshie]

If you want to get a sense of just how long the Tories have been in power, the last song that got to number one with the Conservatives not in government was “Once” by Diana Vickers.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I just watched se7en. you’re telling me people have been quoting the line “what’s in the box” for literally thirty years when THAT’S WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?????

[INVOICE PAPI @donchdeejay]

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT

THE UK HEAT

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WASHING CLOTHES

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LAUNDRY YOU CAN DRY IN THIS HEAT?

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[agustus gloop falls into the chocolate river]

me: *under my breath* this is going to ruin the tour