Velvet Steamroller

Togga/Fantrax-scoring wizard. Grateful Dead tape aficionado. Advocate for a progressive USA. Proud dad.

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@InternetH0F Important detail you left out: The person needs to be white to enjoy all of these privileges.

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@DrGuitar He's an absolute maestro! EJ has it all: great songs, unparalleled chops, impeccable tone, and a sound that is completely his own. His sound is maybe too polite for some--devout metalheads may not approve--but this guy can shred with ANYBODY!

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@TForgery_ @golgariguy Yes! This card is not *nearly* as good as people feared when it was spoiled but he is an imposing commander in a deck focused on making copies:
https://t.co/WSMDCvl8C0

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@JerasIkehorn Serious answer: He may not have endorsed Kamala yet because she has not asked. She should make the call if not already done.

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@SavageSports_ Until now Kraft had a historically great track record for picking coaches and he deserved benefit of doubt on the Mayo pick. That said, Mayo looks overmatched so far. Firing will be justified if team quits on him, but we aren't there yet.

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@SavageSports_ This is a joke, right? Pats need to STOCKPILE draft picks. They're terrible. What is the point of adding Kupp? To go 4-13 instead of 2-15?

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@DisavowTrump20 True, W should endorse. Most likely reason he has not: Kamala has not asked. She should make the call.

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@CompleteCMDR Henzie. With haste, this is almost like an extra turn spell.

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@smokingsexxtion Oh Mercy is the best Dylan album. Yes, I mean ever. Dead serious.

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@SavageSports_ You’re joking right? Our team sucks. Playing Maye isn’t going to move the needle but it might get him injured.

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@nflrums Are you trying to tell me that Randy Moss is in the background somewhere?

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@golgariguy Legions. It sucked. The previous set was Onslaught, which was super fun and flavorful. I couldn’t wait for Legions to release, and the disappointment was very big at the time.

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@BOSSportsGordo Is this supposed to be a bad result? There’s two effin WS titles in there!

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@SquirrelDragon This!!!

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@jpsz6 1000x this!

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@JoshLeeKwai This was deserved by the losers online spewing conspiracy theories and toxicity over the banning of *four cards.* Cue their whining that this is part of a grand WotC conspiracy to pad their bottom line.

The most unhealthy thing for the EDH format is the internet.

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@Steve_Perrault Same here! I can't watch this clip without sweating. What a ride it was to be a Boston sports fan at that time!

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@commandcast @JoshLeeKwai @wachelreeks @Card_Kingdom One thing worse for the health of EDH than these now-banned cards: the internet. The toxicity online re this ban is unnecessary, embarrassing, and was sadly predictable.

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@Intrepid_Tautog A lot of Mana Crypt players who have never tried Mana Vault are about to be very disappointed.

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@harryhew I never knew this level of detail! This is the type of reply that makes this cesspool of an app worth it! #TwitterGold