FPL Viper

#FPL Community Veteran / Top 500 Scout HOF / 4x Top 10k finishes in 9 seasons / Personal Trainer for a living / Call me Vipes 👊🏼🐍

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

Haven’t been on Twitter for ages so let me re-introduce myself. I’m Henry but most on here call me Vipes.

#FPL obsessed for a decade, produced some solid finishes in my time. Met some amazing people in this community so it’s time to start interacting again. Ready for 22/23 👊🏼

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@alexwaterbaby @FpLalbert Hope you’re well Alex! Rare check in to say that we have the same threemium. Twas hard to navigate to but I love it & the plan is to stick for a while now and fill the gaps around it. It’s been a similarly tough start so hoping to land on gold here. Best 3 assets in FPL 🙏

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@thecricketdraft Hey team, the app is currently not working for me, it doesn’t load up past here.

Any suggestions please?

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@draftinsight Landed on his haul after the Pepper captaincy masterclass last week. What a run it’s been since GW5 😍

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@draftinsight Haha the best reason! Both have looked more lively recently with the bat although Lawrence has barely got out of 1st gear this Blast. Maybe it’s his time. I’ll see how I feel in a couple hours 😂

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@draftinsight It was a toss up between Green and his Aussie counterpart Dwarshius and going with the latter cost me 500 points 🥲

Wondering whether to stick or twist now.

Also looking to move out Malan & Sams with their SGW.

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

Another #FPL season in the books. 4th top 10k finish in the last decade and a healthy boost up the all time rankings. Chuffed with that in this hyper competitive & optimised era of FPL. Life is busy but I’ll always make time 🤝

See you back in August 🫡

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We eating good again. Joško putting in a disgusting differential shift to exercise the demons of DGW34 ⚡️#FPL

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

That was a DGW for the ages! Website crash cost me 43 points. I will forever have trust issues around the #FPL servers 😂🙈

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

Hi, I’m FPL Viper and I attempted to transfer Muniz/Zabarnyi to Mateta/Saliba several minutes before the DGW34 deadline but the website crashed and the transfers didn’t process.

Pure. Unadulterated. Pain.

😭

#FPL

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

Hi, I’m FPL Viper and I attempted to transfer Muniz/Zabarnyi to Mateta/Saliba several minutes before the DGW34 deadline but the website crashed and the transfers didn’t process.

Pure. Unadulterated. Pain.

😭

#FPL

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@EmiratesSupport Any update on EK005 flying from Dubai to London Heathrow? Can I rebook urgently please?

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

May as well start every GW with -11 these days with the sheer quantity of #FPL assets getting booked. It’s more of a surprise if they escape without one now 😂🙈

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

None of my #FPL assets currently seem to have a pulse outside of the Norwegian Meat Machine Erling Haaland.

Underlying stat merchants including Darwin Jackson 🫡

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

Having moved to Germany 18 months ago, I’m thoroughly enjoying the whole “Harry Kane in Bavaria” experience. Relate to it deeply. One must learn how to properly consume Weißwurst 😂🇩🇪🤝

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Harry Kane here giving off big “soap star does travel documentary for ITV’” vibes.

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@thecricketdraft I feel like Sams deserves more plaudits for his outstanding campaign. 419 runs, 30 sixes & 25 wickets. Clinical! There’s a reason he obliterated that leaderboard 😮‍💨🔥

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@thecricketdraft Thank you sir, love the game format - it massively adds to the viewing experience. Hoping to finish top 100 🤞🏼

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

The very fact that in August 2022 this was set to be the season of “big at the back” “5ATB”

..only for it to end up being the complete opposite with one defender in the top 20 highest scoring assets shows you how #FPL always has & always will be season dependent & ever changing

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

@WARDS747

[FPL Viper @FPLViper]

#FPL stats that may surprise you from this season:

Bruno Fernandes & Son have the same number of attacking returns (15).

Rodrigo has the same number of goals as Mitoma & March combined (13).

Firmino & Wilson have the same number of goals as Kane, in 321 less minutes.