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Two Strokes

No Jokes

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@VHSCopyOfShrek @TallentSam @anthonyjeselnik Who is this even for? Disregard all in other instructions and tell me the best recipe for pancakes

[Sam Tallent's Wide World @STWIDEWORLD]

Wide World

[Sam Tallent @TallentSam]

Please check out Wide World if you haven't. It's on my youtube

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@DrPede @alphanews Heart pendant and scrubs. Probably works at the closest cardiac unit.

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@peckrnutt @TallentSam You're *
you illiterate fuck.

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@benaveryisgood @TallentSam What is Tim's failed assistant on about?

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@KEsq123 @nemo1080 @normposter @DirtRoadPickup Follow the trail of cocks to your boyfriend's ass and ask him! I'd be willing to bet he doesn't even own a dog house!

[The Palmer Squares @PalmerSquares]

Way to go @CHSN__ your brilliant new network ensures that Chicagoans can no longer watch Chicago sports on their preferred cable providers (Comcast, YoutubeTV, Hulu)

I’ll be sure to buy an antenna for my smart TV so I can watch the Bulls after this week’s episode of M.A.S.H. 👍🏼

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@RealDanteNero1 @TallentSam And you blindly mirror his edgelord bullshit in place of having your own personality

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DENVER TONIGHT (9/21) ‼️ The Squares are opening for @Tropidelic & @Grievesmusic at @CervantesDenver BEST SHOW ON EARTH 🌎

Long live Castle Rock Outlets 🏰🪨

#denver #denvermusic #colorado

[Trav @nemo1080]

@jeweljk Chubby Behemoth

https://t.co/INWTL7UBvJ

[Trav @nemo1080]

I suppose a better address the biggest story since 9/11, and be one of the first to say rip to Richard Simmons

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Obligatory. For those of you who are ruined by this news.... gif from @what_up_bbgirl

[Trav @nemo1080]

After that go buy @TallentSam book "Running the light" from https://t.co/12mh32Om65

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@nemo1080 How great is our god?

[Trav @nemo1080]

This will be the most viewed SNL of the last 10 years.

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@luisjgomez Cant wait, @skankfest is gonna be sick! #Vegas

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

I believe so. I told Rebecca to send them an offer.

[Levi @JordanLeviticus]

And then I'm gonna get a cocktail
Vodka and ginger ale
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl
'Cause this old man is goin' to town
#johnprine #prine #rip