FormerAppleEmployee

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

Had a guy come into work who still works for Apple. I knew something was off before I even found out.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

How the fuckity fuck are you guys!?

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

Today would've been my five-year anniversary! In remembrance, I'm making myself a cheap, shitty plaque with a forged signature!

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

Just bought my new iWatch. Had to take out a second mortgage, but at least it's gold! #wifiinmycardboardbox

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

@pb609plus1 Hey, that's original.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

It's October — all you pumpkin swilling hipsters can commence. You're still douchy though. And not truly vegan, no matter what you think.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

When did these Apple accounts go from being disgruntled employees to motivating employees? Get out of our way, brown nosers!

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

The more I listen to NFL players speak, the more I don't care about them slamming their heads into each other.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

Nike is suspending Adrian Peterson's contract? You don't say? I guess it's not okay to abuse children here but Cambodia is JUST fine.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

@timgauthier Negative. I left there 2 years ago. They still don't know who I am.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

You know what really sucks about working retail? Everything. Everything sucks.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

@pb609plus1 I haven't worked for them in years.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

@pb609plus1 Do I need to worry about coming out of the anonymous closet? I'd like to take advantage of the followers.

[Family Room Hell @InApplehell]

@FRStales less lube

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

“@cicton: @FRStales the customers have become Real assholes” so, nothing's really changed.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

So, how has being an FRS/Apple employee changed in the two years that I haven't been there?

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

HOW'S THE MALL GUYS?

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

It's snowing like a bitch, and I don't have to be at a mall. Praise the lord of non-retail. My sympathies are with the rest of you.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

@iAnonSpecialist That's a complicated answer. Luckily, the end game came from me walking out, screwing them.

[FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales]

Working at the Apple store is like re-sequencing your DNA. I haven't been there in a year and a half and I can still feel it.