THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ISSUES THE FOLLOWING PRESS RELEASE: THE "AIC" ATTACK ON THE FIRESTONE NATIONAL GUARD WAS STAGED BY THE FIRESTONE NATIONAL GUARD.
The (former) Firestone Department of Defense fully supports and endorses the "A BILL TO ENABLE THE EXECUTION, HUNTING, AND TRANSPORTING OF FURRIES" bill proposed by PPT wierdo. Furries are a danger to the state and must be wiped out.