Pat McAfee: "New York Times always saying it! 'This a**hole is shirtless at 9:02 a.m. Eastern!' Sorry, Coach. I'm ruining the whole sport; I'm ruining the whole sport because of this."
Airport workers in Japan: waving and vowing to every plane they leaves.
TSA in the US: We ripped your box open and resealed it with a single piece of scotch tape. Go fuck yourself.
Chuck Amato was an enormous part of the dynasty.
Was here before Mickey. Was here for all but one year of the 14-year streak. Was a key, key member/figure/personality on that coaching staff.
RIP to "The Chest."
“Let’s go! I can’t wait for my 24-team CFB Playoff Banana Ball halftime show brought to you by Kalshi. Let’s send it over to McAfee and Kelce- NO WAY THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!”
Only in SF can you go from
- prompting agents at 6 pm
- to watching tech founders sing Linkin Park at 7 pm
- to a formal gala with a robot at 8 pm
And still make it home by 10 pm
Japan is cool, but they make it as hard as humanly possible to travel with a bike on the train.
Amtrak is far and away better at this aspect of train travel, which is a wild statement.
I’m probably the most bullish AI person amongst my friend group. I’m genuinely excited for the possibilities and it has opened up some really fun creative tools for me.
But goddamn my guy, read to your fucking kid!
Look at him, thats my Qual.
Your what?
My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.
I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.