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man, this city is not the pirate utopia i was promised

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fuck getting microchipped. i wanna get macrochipped. shove a motherboard up me ass

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i don’t use chatGPT but i do use catGPT (he meows back when i talk and i pretend he agrees with everything i say)

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@ALTCZN_ @WUTangKids barzil

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@boyar_dad he knows he was born to be a bodega cat so he’s settling into his natural habitat

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@mygirlystuff2 999,998,000 calorie poop

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@iewori one extremely cat shape and one extremely shape shape

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@JABBA1CKY https://t.co/2MMrrZdQOq

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

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@virtualjew may 8 2026

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@richmintz i will never back down from the traffic calming strategy of “big fucken rock”

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@i_zzzzzz @jaegervonkramer when i biked across america i would just stop at random chain hotels in the morning and eat like 2000 calories at the breakfast buffet. never got asked about it but if i had id just say oh my key is in the room let me go get it and leave

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@LarsenMathis @hausofdecline @LuisDe80227 this comic would be funnier with fewer panels

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@xshowerbeersx they have malort at that bar

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@mauve_sky don’t even joke lad

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@bellbearinghunt body type a or body type b

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@BannedKirby fork not found in kitchen

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@Cordyceps589 @AesirAesthetics in bloodborne, the hypogean gaol is hypo (under) gean (ground)

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new york is an incredible city where people with inside jobs have no idea what’s going on. it rained 2 inches in an hour this wednesday

[𝒹𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓎 @daisandconfused]

New York is an incredible city where it only rains on weekends

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@daisandconfused where were you literally this past wednesday

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@thelaundrymat thank you boston official

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@thelaundrymat where’s the slide

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@Invinium not that the lore is the same but in Souls games people tend to grow larger the more souls they consume (like gael). radahn spent years crawling the dunes eating random bodies, so maybe that caused him to grow ?