Christopher Messer

It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@neiltyson It’s just a rock flying through empty space, who cares?

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@elonmusk https://t.co/GhlkctKKX3

[Last March of the Memes @march_of_memes]

vibe shift.

[Last March of the Memes @march_of_memes]

vibe shift.

[Last March of the Memes @march_of_memes]

> Mary gives birth to Jesus
> some poor little rum-pum-pummer

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Here we go! 🇺🇸 @realDonaldTrump

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@jennfrey This isn’t hard, a builder is one who builds, a painter is one who paints and a Kentuckian is one who Kentuckys.

Aristotle solved this one ages ago

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@kalezelden Some generic person has no right to some generic child.

[Paul Vander Klay @PaulVanderKlay]

And then there is the mystery of this.

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

Happy Hallowday to all

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@LordSnow But what was the tax policy in Valyria?

[Aaron M. Renn 🇺🇸 @aaron_renn]

A quarter of 40 year olds have never been married, and the line on that chart is still streaking up. https://t.co/EHCxYOnJ5M

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@richardrohlin Alright I’ll report back after a year of study

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@biancoresearch I’m sure someone got this already but just in case - it was Bailey “Building and Loan”

[Jonathan Pageau @PageauJonathan]

Something to keep in mind this festive season. But don't shoot the messenger.

Taken from my video, Why Humans Sacrifice: https://t.co/R36nADTkBH

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@borsucznik @Trent_Horn - we’re gonna need a rebuttal to this meme

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@itsDstew ^ Gandalf teaching Pippin on the way to Minas Tirith

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

BIG NEWS: I started a blog to react to Rings of Power episodes (for the two of you who care) https://t.co/OtFjnFJieI

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

Just spreadsheeted out my wife's paycheck (teacher salary) vs childcare costs (2 kids). It's a complete joke. If she works full time, it would cost her about $200 a week. Conclusion: Moms with kids can't be teachers - this revelation is great news for the teacher shortage.

[Christopher Messer @FSmesser]

@JackRhysider You must do that manually